Sports, ranked.

Kinja'd!!! by "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
Published 10/05/2017 at 00:02

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5. Rugby league

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4. Canadian football

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3. Australian rules football

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2. Hockey

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1. Curling

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Replies (27)

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
10/05/2017 at 00:08, STARS: 0

But where does lacrosse fall on the list?

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/05/2017 at 00:14, STARS: 4

Putting a bunch of convicts in tight clothes over Canadian (or American) football

No skiing

Being this wrong

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/05/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 2

[ridiculously large number]. North Carolina football

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Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
10/05/2017 at 00:28, STARS: 2

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2 goals for McDavid

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
10/05/2017 at 00:30, STARS: 2

Any list of sports without Turkish oil wrestling at number one is BS.

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Kinja'd!!! "Trunk Impaired 318" (matteocscaptura)
10/05/2017 at 00:30, STARS: 1

Hockey and curling should be tied for #1. I could never choose between them.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
10/05/2017 at 00:32, STARS: 3

Rugby Union > Rugby League

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
10/05/2017 at 03:16, STARS: 0

Aussie rules #2

rugby (thugby) league #1,000,001

Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
10/05/2017 at 03:32, STARS: 0

Rugby League is one of the greatest sports in the world!

Kinja'd!!! "ptak appreciates old racecars" (racecarptak)
10/05/2017 at 03:34, STARS: 2

(puts curling 1st instead of hockey because cant handle the czechs being better at it)

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
10/05/2017 at 03:38, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
10/05/2017 at 07:42, STARS: 4

Having played football(merican football) and rugby, rugby is a much better sport and the athletes must be bad ass. No sissy helmets or pads, and you are always running, so rugby is always moving and the game is always churning, now watching football is pretty slow by comparison. They go for 10-15 seconds and get a 45 second rest, so yeah rugby should be higher than football on the list.

Kinja'd!!! "merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
10/05/2017 at 07:57, STARS: 1

And what the shit is curling? Canadian shuffleboard? You know that same game old folks play on cruise ships, yeah okay, so maybe you’d have to have a couple geezers on push brooms to make it the same, but close enough. Maybe if the opposing team could hit the throwers, or the broomers as their going down the ice.... then you have a sport.

Kinja'd!!! "merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
10/05/2017 at 07:58, STARS: 2

And where is lacrosse on the list? That’s like warm weather hockey. Should at least be above curling.... fucking curling, really?Really?  

Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
10/05/2017 at 08:01, STARS: 0

Honourable mention.

Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
10/05/2017 at 08:20, STARS: 1

Uhhh....no motorsports?

And rugby>everything else on your list...except maybe hockey.

Rugby and hockey should be tied for #1

Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
10/05/2017 at 08:21, STARS: 1

I second that. I wish rugby was on TV more here in the states

Kinja'd!!! "TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
10/05/2017 at 08:26, STARS: 1

Rugby League? Are you high? Union4life

Kinja'd!!! "arl" (arl1968)
10/05/2017 at 08:58, STARS: 1

Pfftt. Darts. That’s where the beasts are.

Kinja'd!!! "KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs" (kusabisensei)
10/05/2017 at 09:03, STARS: 2

Too much brushing in the number 1 spot. Possibly photoshopped due to amount of brushing. Therefore hockey is awarded top spot.

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Game Misconduct: Persisting in a challenge to an official ruling of hockey being superior by Curling.

Kinja'd!!! "Enginerrrrrrrrr" (Enginerrrrrrrrr)
10/05/2017 at 09:26, STARS: 1

+1 for curling

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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/05/2017 at 09:32, STARS: 0

After careful consideration it was concluded that supplemental discipline was not only warranted, but necessary. 10 games.

Kinja'd!!! "merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
10/05/2017 at 09:39, STARS: 0

Me too. I had to resort to watching sevens this past spring, but better than nothing. I wish they’d do more exhibition games like team USA vs the all blacks. That was a fun game to watch.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/05/2017 at 09:40, STARS: 1

1. Hockey.

2. Lacrosse/Rugby/Aussi rules.

3. MLS Soccer.

4. Handball.

5. Volleyball.

6. Tennis.

7. Soccer.

8. CFL.

9. NFL.

10-4,529. Literally anything else part 1.

4,530. Watching a blind guy try to play darts.

4,531-300,000. Literally anything else part 2.

300,001. Basketball.

300,002. Baseball.

Kinja'd!!! "KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs" (kusabisensei)
10/05/2017 at 09:44, STARS: 1

The Commissioner was quoted as not wishing to entertain an appeal from the head of the Department of Player Safety saying, quote: “From the footage it is clear that the infraction was committed, and that the intent was clear.”

Kinja'd!!! "KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs" (kusabisensei)
10/05/2017 at 10:56, STARS: 0

And two for the old dude, I mean, Patrick Marleau. Minus sticking his tongue out for flourish (worth an extra point in some fantasy leagues).

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Kinja'd!!! "bshappy" (bshappy)
10/05/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 1

This list needs more Rugby Union