DOTS: Hey! Cute Truck!!

Kinja'd!!! by "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
Published 10/04/2017 at 20:04

Tags: Dots
STARS: 11


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Wait a minute...

Enhance!

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Enhance?

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THAT’S ME!

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Replies (16)

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
10/04/2017 at 20:08, STARS: 1

*driver’s reaction*

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Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
10/04/2017 at 20:20, STARS: 0

Oh, is that what happened to the last person to call their truck “cute”? Suuuure it is.

Cute.

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
10/04/2017 at 20:24, STARS: 0

are those race wins, or kills?......

Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
10/04/2017 at 20:31, STARS: 4

Coals rolled.

Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
10/04/2017 at 20:33, STARS: 3

It seems to be missing its balls. Castrated or lady truck?

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/04/2017 at 20:43, STARS: 1

It doesn’t have a hitch on the tow bar, and it has two big exhausts. So I’ll go lady truck.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
10/04/2017 at 20:44, STARS: 2

The easy solution is to import a Canadian Market diesel Smart & make it roll coal.

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
10/04/2017 at 20:48, STARS: 0

yeah, that makes sense too.......

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
10/04/2017 at 20:57, STARS: 0

Perfect use of that reaction gif!

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
10/05/2017 at 04:06, STARS: 1

thats the factory stock exhaust...

Kinja'd!!! "RutRut" (RDR)
10/05/2017 at 10:19, STARS: 1

Couple things. That is the factory exhaust for a powerstroke. In some states it is illegal to leave your hitch in while not towing, in states where it is legal you should still pull it out. I have one setup for equalizer bars for my camper, weighs at least 50lbs and sits lower than the bumper. If someone rear ends me and hits the hitch they are going to have a way worse time, because of that fact it either rides in the bed or in the back seat.

Kinja'd!!! "Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped" (verdog)
10/11/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 0

In addition, I tow goosenecks and keep the bumper hitches in the truck.

Kinja'd!!! "Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped" (verdog)
10/11/2017 at 20:01, STARS: 1

Exhaust is Factory. Hitch is no biggie.. I tow gooseneck. Tires and wheels are ugly, probably lost an tow value which kills my argument. Lights are not factory for Ford. Platinum means they spent a good 70K.

I like the vinyl sticker on the slider window. The others are satire(I would hope).  

Every time I see the crappy LED tails I always ask the driver if they are Okay since the wreck.

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
10/18/2017 at 20:42, STARS: 1

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This truck isn’t even THAT lifted. The wheels are a big ‘no’, though.

Here’s the sticker if anyone is interested. http://www.tunerstickers.com/shop/smart-car-bicycle-kill-tally/

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
10/19/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 0

Looks it like a couple inch lift at the most? The rubbers add some height all on their own. Though this is definitely the first time I’ve seen wheel well LEDs on a truck. To each of their own! :)

Also holy cow, you can get that stick in an 18 inch window banner! :O lol

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
10/20/2017 at 02:01, STARS: 0

Wheel well lights are new. Probably illegal, too.

I think you should put that sticker on your Smart.