by "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
Published 10/04/2017 at 16:13
by "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
Published 10/04/2017 at 16:13
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As far as I could verify it this is pretty much internet hearsay, and I wasn’t able to find a truly credible source, but the story goes as follows. Guy in Berlin puts splatter vinyl on X6, Taxi driver spots him and calls the police. They set up a road block with several cruisers blocking him in. No fines mentioned. Still a moron. Or maybe a socially awkward guy who just felt lonely?
"Tapas" (tapas)
10/04/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 0
...but he has an X6.
Like Police cars are to the Police, X6s are to douches.
So he repels as many people as the vinyl attracts.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
10/04/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 8
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
10/04/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 0
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
10/04/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 10
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
10/04/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 2
I’ve thought about doing this in october. Maybe I won’t.
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
10/04/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 0
No mustang jokes yet? Sheesh.
"Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
10/04/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 2
Do they speak English in what?
"Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
10/04/2017 at 16:30, STARS: 0
My guess would be: zombie game fan? This is his boujee Dead Rising style assault vehicle
"SpeedSix" (speedsix)
10/04/2017 at 16:31, STARS: 1
Dress up as a peasant and demand to have witches “burned”.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/04/2017 at 16:32, STARS: 1
That’s a little dark for you...
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/04/2017 at 16:32, STARS: 0
If he enjoys the attention of
der Polizei
, then it’s dope.
"Svend" (svend)
10/04/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 6
I’ve been tempted to phone the police when I see a BMW X6 on the road.
I mean, who buys a ruddy X6.
He’s probably been asked several times if it was his bloody car, he was probably going for being able to say, ‘no, it’s a wrap, not real blood’.
"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
10/04/2017 at 16:35, STARS: 0
ha - that’s exactly what I what thinking...
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
10/04/2017 at 16:36, STARS: 2
Not even a fine for the tinted lights? Huh, maybe he put brighter bulbs in them like you’re supposed to.
"19JRC99" (19jrc99)
10/04/2017 at 16:40, STARS: 2
“bloody X6"
PUNS!
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
10/04/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 2
It’s a cultural reference.
"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
10/04/2017 at 16:45, STARS: 0
They probably went over the whole car with a very fine comb, so they probably are legal.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/04/2017 at 16:46, STARS: 0
If you say so.
"Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
10/04/2017 at 16:47, STARS: 2
I was hoping that linked to Monty Python, glad I was right. Though if we’re going for peasant scenes, I prefer the conversation regarding systems of government, and how watery tarts lobbing scimitars is no way to establish one.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
10/04/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 1
It’s from the movie Pulp Fiction .
"Wacko" (wacko--)
10/04/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 1
he was so good in the matrix.
"Bytemite" (bytemite)
10/04/2017 at 16:50, STARS: 2
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
10/04/2017 at 16:50, STARS: 0
"haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
10/04/2017 at 16:51, STARS: 1
Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?
"Wacko" (wacko--)
10/04/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 2
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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
10/04/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 0
Wait, wasn’t he the guy on The Electric Company?
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
10/04/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 0
“Sorry, officer, that’s a Pollock.”
“Good luck, son, I hope you make it all the way to Warsaw.”
"SpeedSix" (speedsix)
10/04/2017 at 17:26, STARS: 1
I prefer that scene too, but considering how many people dress as witches for Halloween, it fits with the whole ‘Hallowen idea’.
"duurtlang" (duurtlang)
10/04/2017 at 17:36, STARS: 0
... and off to youtube to listen to Falco.
"haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
10/04/2017 at 17:40, STARS: 0
Am glad at least a couple of people got it. Otherwise I’d feel really old!
"duurtlang" (duurtlang)
10/04/2017 at 17:46, STARS: 0
I wasn’t even born when this came out though, so you can keep feeling old ;)
To be fair, this became a hit around the time I was conceived. After realizing that factoid a few moments ago, I wrote many jokes which I promptly deleted. It’s for the better that way I guess.
"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
10/04/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 1
"haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
10/04/2017 at 18:42, STARS: 0
In that case ..... lol
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"duurtlang" (duurtlang)
10/04/2017 at 18:50, STARS: 0
Posting Charlton Heston clip from the 60s while not wanting to feel old!
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"haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
10/04/2017 at 18:57, STARS: 0
It was released before I was born, so it makes me feel young!
"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
10/04/2017 at 19:38, STARS: 0
Social experiment?
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/04/2017 at 20:00, STARS: 0
I believe you.