New rule: All cars look better in a shade of white

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Published 10/04/2017 at 15:05

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Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
10/04/2017 at 15:08, STARS: 1

“Better” is a highly relative term.

Kinja'd!!! "phenotyp" (phenotyp)
10/04/2017 at 15:10, STARS: 1

Mostly, I agree. However, a counterpoint:

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One car that absolutely terrible in white.

Kinja'd!!! "phenotyp" (phenotyp)
10/04/2017 at 15:12, STARS: 0

I knew that comment was coming.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/04/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 6

False

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Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
10/04/2017 at 15:17, STARS: 2

Every car looks good in white said every BMW, Mercedes, and Audi owner ever

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
10/04/2017 at 15:17, STARS: 12

False. White makes everything look like a rental or work truck

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
10/04/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 2

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

You obviously haven’t experienced the poor decision making that is a stock white NA Miata. Yuck

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Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
10/04/2017 at 15:19, STARS: 0

I highly disagree. Everything should come as no shade, just color

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
10/04/2017 at 15:20, STARS: 0

I think you confused the word “all” with the word “no”

I don’t even like the color red, and even I can say it’s much better on a Ferrari.

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Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
10/04/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 0

I have a thing for the van versions of the FIAT Seicento and Cinquecento because they came in white with silver steelies and black bumpers...for some reason I love that combo, but that combo was only ever was found on cargo versions!

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Kinja'd!!! "Dasupersprint - base trim is enough" (dasupersprint)
10/04/2017 at 15:25, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "Hey Julie" (hey-julie)
10/04/2017 at 15:25, STARS: 0

I agree that The LFA, most lambos, high end luxury cars, and stuff like that look Amazing in white I would always spec my dream cars in white but beaters always look awful and down market cars look like rentals

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
10/04/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 1

Any car that has black plastic trim/cladding, etc. looks much worse in white than any other color - the pic you included is a perfect example of that.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/04/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 1

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Nah

Kinja'd!!! "SantaRita" (SantaRita)
10/04/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 2

white car = high viz panel gaps

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Kinja'd!!! "marshknute" (marshknute)
10/04/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 0

Some cars look decent in white, white is never the best color for a car.

Kinja'd!!! "promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
10/04/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
10/04/2017 at 15:58, STARS: 0

As dear leader would say: WRONG

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Kinja'd!!! "2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered" (2fast2furiousfc3s)
10/04/2017 at 16:05, STARS: 0

This is subjective. You cant measure how much better something looks, therefore your wrong.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/04/2017 at 16:11, STARS: 0

That just looks like a blob. The subtlety of theshape is completely lost.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/04/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 0

There is no argument. White sucks on any vehicle.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/04/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 0

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I can and I will. The only color worse than white is off-white.

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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/04/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 0

Or a Taxi

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/04/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 0

That’s a wild looking car and yes, it would look much worse in not white.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/04/2017 at 16:30, STARS: 0

I agree: the one on top does look better.

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/04/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 0

ouch, the two picture clapback

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/04/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 0

I would pick the white one

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
10/04/2017 at 17:26, STARS: 1

Nah.

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Kinja'd!!! "promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
10/04/2017 at 17:48, STARS: 1

haha I’ll never pass up an opportunity to mention the 1991 BRG Miata!

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/04/2017 at 17:57, STARS: 0

Disqualified because I dont know what to describe the color Purpblugreen as

Kinja'd!!! "phenotyp" (phenotyp)
10/04/2017 at 18:01, STARS: 0

Yep, as an owner of 2 of them (not white), I think I’m qualified to say that it’s objectively worsened in white.

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
10/04/2017 at 18:05, STARS: 0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChromaFlair

It’s got a name, we’re good. The one in the pic is Reflex Purple btw.

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
10/04/2017 at 18:14, STARS: 0

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i’m not buying it.......

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/04/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 1

I already knew the name, Im an avid follower of TVR and wish to start my own similar brand in the future, except without the bankruptcy

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
10/04/2017 at 19:14, STARS: 0

I’ve also never heard anyone walk up to a Kia Forte and go “huh, that looks ok in red but AMAZING in white”

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
10/04/2017 at 19:31, STARS: 0

False. They look like a boring AF fleet vehicle.

Case:

Lame old white GMC Jimmy that gets zero second looks:

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Kickass friggen sweet Saint Jimmy that turns ALL the heads and keeps them turned:

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Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/04/2017 at 20:27, STARS: 0

You ever think it turns heads for the wrong reasons?

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
10/04/2017 at 22:56, STARS: 0

There’s no such thing.

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
10/05/2017 at 06:04, STARS: 0

Well, they’re back again now.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
10/05/2017 at 06:33, STARS: 0

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false!

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/05/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 0

I know! And I love that new car they made!

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/05/2017 at 15:34, STARS: 0

Yeah, but it’s a Camry. They only look good in gold or black. (Excluding the new one)

Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
10/05/2017 at 18:39, STARS: 0

Call it blurple and be done

Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
10/05/2017 at 22:45, STARS: 0

You have a point. White shows off all the black parts better. Vents, trim, windows. People who buy black cars are idiots who don’t appreciate design and want to believe they’re batman

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/05/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 0

Well now you’re taking it overboard. Not all people who buy black cars are like that. My mom has a black Mercedes ML350, she just bought it that way because she says it’s the second best color for a car and a white ML was too expensive

Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
10/06/2017 at 02:26, STARS: 0

You’re right. Not everyone.

Black enthusiasts. They’re wrong