ASSHOLES

Kinja'd!!! by "itschrome" (itschrome)
Published 10/03/2017 at 08:41

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Walk out to my car today to find my drivers side door forced down and off the track. They snagged my $100+ e cig and a carton of smokes and like $2.34 in change... assholes.... Great way to start the fucking day.


Replies (30)

Kinja'd!!! "e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
10/03/2017 at 08:46, STARS: 2

you had $234 in change in your car?

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
10/03/2017 at 08:48, STARS: 5

emergency cash for hookers bro

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
10/03/2017 at 08:48, STARS: 0

sigh, no i forgot a (.) so like 2.34, haha

Kinja'd!!! "Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
10/03/2017 at 08:49, STARS: 3

C’mon man - rule numero uno is to not leave anything of value in your car and, if you have to, at least out of sight. I remember when I interviewed up at Temple in Philly that one of the students told me that if you parked on the street and left a quarter on your dashboard, you’d come back to your window being busted out and the quarter gone.

Kinja'd!!! "arl" (arl1968)
10/03/2017 at 08:52, STARS: 3

There’s a certain level of hell reserved for people who f@!k with other people’s cars.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
10/03/2017 at 08:52, STARS: 1

Ugh, that’s a junky move if I’ve ever heard of one. That sucks man.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
10/03/2017 at 08:54, STARS: 0

that’s rough.

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
10/03/2017 at 08:56, STARS: 2

Cigarettes do that to a person...

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/03/2017 at 08:58, STARS: 0

Oh thank God. I resisted asking you, “Why did you leave so much money in your car?...”

Kinja'd!!! "e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
10/03/2017 at 08:59, STARS: 0

ok, that makes more sense, I was wondering what you were doing with $234 in loose change in your car. sucks about the break-in. May the thieves be cursed with chronic flatulence for the rest of their lives.

Kinja'd!!! "e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
10/03/2017 at 09:00, STARS: 0

I get the emergency hooker cash stash, but why in change? I keep my emergency hooker cash stash in small bills.

Maybe my standards are just higher than his as I wouldn’t accept anything below a $1 hooker.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
10/03/2017 at 09:01, STARS: 0

nothing was in plain sight. everything was in my center compartment. the only thing in sight was a bag of chips and a coke i left in my car for work today. and the car was locked!!! wtf!

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
10/03/2017 at 09:01, STARS: 0

seriously. the heroine is strong in the city these days.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
10/03/2017 at 09:01, STARS: 0

preach it brother!

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
10/03/2017 at 09:01, STARS: 0

haha. but they wouldn’t have known they were in there if they didn’t open my center storage compartment!

Kinja'd!!! "Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
10/03/2017 at 09:03, STARS: 0

Damn that sucks - thieves are the worst.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
10/03/2017 at 09:05, STARS: 0

seriously.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
10/03/2017 at 09:05, STARS: 0

It’s strong everywhere man, super sad. I’m 32 and personally know at least half a dozen people that are already dead via overdose/other drug related complications. I know even more that are still struggling...in/out of rehab/jail. I lose a little bit of empathy each time I hear about someone else.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
10/03/2017 at 09:14, STARS: 1

Ditto, 33 and I know about a dozen that have died in the last 2 years and another handful that have OD in the same time. no one i’m close to. old associates really. it sucks and like you said, each new one brings less fucks I really give.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/03/2017 at 09:19, STARS: 0

I was just wondering how he fit so much change in his center console.

Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
10/03/2017 at 09:36, STARS: 0

That sucks. I feel your pain. My truck was broken into years ago. Nothing of value out in plain sight. They stole my head unit, a small knife I kept in the glovebox, an old phone that didn’t really work that I forgot was even in there (Samsung slider phone in the era of either the second or third gen iPhone), and my lunchbox. They didn’t find my wallet that was in the door pocket. They could’ve taken the whole truck because I accidentally locked my keys in it. So, could’ve been worse.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
10/03/2017 at 09:46, STARS: 0

On the bright side they unlocked the truck for you.

Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
10/03/2017 at 09:55, STARS: 0

They did. And broke the vent window lock while they were at it.

Kinja'd!!! "CKeffer" (KefferCameron)
10/03/2017 at 10:21, STARS: 1

I’ve got nothing really to add here except this: Fuck thieves....with a cactus....covered in poison ivy.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
10/03/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 0

HEAR, HEAR

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
10/03/2017 at 10:35, STARS: 0

Sounds like a great day to stop smoking

/s

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/03/2017 at 11:42, STARS: 0

This is true, I make a point not to leave any tobacco product visible in my car. Especially given the car it is...

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
10/03/2017 at 11:45, STARS: 1

Seriously tho, maybe it was just the stop smoking fairy!

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
10/03/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 0

Sounds like the stop smoking fairy gives no fucks about property damage.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
10/03/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 0

The tactics are questionable but the desired results are admirable