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Published 10/01/2017 at 16:45

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and how do I steal their job?


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Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
10/01/2017 at 16:47, STARS: 0

I always look forward to a new one.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
10/01/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 0

The mods. And the answer, in general, is no. The most recent mod to be added to the roster was Yamahog. Before that, it had essentially been the same group of people since Oppo’s inception.

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/01/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 0

When did yamahog get added. And yeesh, you would think that with new gawker ownership there would be new oppo ownership

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/01/2017 at 16:58, STARS: 0

Me too. Especially the “I am the” ones

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/01/2017 at 17:24, STARS: 4

NO! Opponauts fought long and hard for our quasi-independence from the Gawker-GMG universe. We can never capitulate our autonomy to FP or any other media buisness!

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Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
10/01/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 2

Well realistically, we’re just using their blogging platform. Yamahog got added about a year ago I believe.

Kinja'd!!! "yamahog" (yamahog)
10/01/2017 at 17:43, STARS: 3

Jesus, has it been a year already? Someone send me some Valium cake

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
10/01/2017 at 17:47, STARS: 0

To answer the question, no Jared goff isn’t elite

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
10/01/2017 at 17:51, STARS: 2

More than a year. Post says 7/8/2016.

Kinja'd!!! "Goggles Pizzano" (gogglespizzano)
10/01/2017 at 17:56, STARS: 1

oppositelock.kinja.com/every-darkwing-duck-entrance-metaphor-ever

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
10/01/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 1

Been one hell of a(read:tough) year.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
10/01/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 2

I was going to but I accidentally ate it all on purpose

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
10/01/2017 at 18:31, STARS: 3

Bookmarked, for reasons

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/01/2017 at 18:34, STARS: 0

Spoiler Alert:

Speaking of Ducks, Dusty, what’s you’re opinion on the return of Magica De Spell on the new Ducktales?

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
10/01/2017 at 18:36, STARS: 2

The Mods came into power when Kinja was released upon the land four or so years ago. Before that Oppo was managed by the Jalopnik staff. Most of The Mods are original from the formation, but Yamahog, Arch Duck, and Hammerthrow were added in since then.

Kinja'd!!! "ThePenguin" (ThatOtherGuy7)
10/01/2017 at 18:51, STARS: 0

Good luck becoming a mod.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
10/01/2017 at 19:03, STARS: 0

I mean if Magica wasn’t brought back would it really be DuckTales? Though on the other hand they certainly seem to be in a rush to add the familiars from the old show. I mean we’ve already had Glomgold, the Beagle Boys, and Gyro Gearloose in the first three episodes, now we’ve got Magica popping up like the post-credit scene on a Marvel movie. Why ya gotta be in such a rush to pile on the baddies? (I know, Gyro wasn’t a baddie before, but he’s got that “mad scientist that’s one electric shock away from unleashing Godzilla” air to him this time around.)

Not sure about this new form they’ve given her either, the whole shadow on the wall thing (or more accurately, floor I suppose) instead of an actual solid physical entity. It’ll certainly make her a very difficult character than in the previous generation. I wonder if she’ll still be after Scrooge’s Number One dime? Also, since Magica is that shadow character now who can (apparently) only appear when summoned does it mean Lena will be the one doing the actual work? I see sad days ahead for Webby

I’ll tell you what I am excited for. Lin Manuel Miranda as Gizmoduck, and DARKWING DUCK IN THE DUCKTALES UNIVERSE. Hopefully that’s a sign that they’ll reboot that series as well. All in all it’s good so far. A lot more depth to the stories, and a lot less camp.

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/01/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 0

I dont believe Magica is only on as a shadow. I just think she’ll be that way until Lena reveals her true intentions.

As for Darkwing Duck: If disney does choose to revive him as a series, than it could be another step towards the salvation of their tv presence, I mean other than SVTFOE and Ducktales, we have this:

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But with The Lion Guard and others... well just have to see.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
10/01/2017 at 20:21, STARS: 0

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Try this. If you don’t like it, try it again with the knowledge that That’s. Weird. Al.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
10/01/2017 at 20:30, STARS: 0

Two of those people were great additions.

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/01/2017 at 21:21, STARS: 1

forgot that

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/01/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 0

Everything from Swampy and Povenmire is a whole other ballpark

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
10/01/2017 at 21:46, STARS: 0

Truth

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/01/2017 at 21:50, STARS: 0

They really did up their animation game from P&F with Milo Murphy’s Law

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
10/01/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 0

I can’t wait for the crossover episode

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/02/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 0

Well, there is a character from P&F in the latest episode

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
10/02/2017 at 03:30, STARS: 0

There’s going to be a legit crossover episode, it was already announced