So OPPO, how is your saturday going.

Kinja'd!!! by "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
Published 09/30/2017 at 19:50

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Kinja'd!!!

Just had a late lunch and am now smoking the Devil’s lettuce with a couple friends from the Tennis Club. Quite weird to smoke weed in your late 20's.


Replies (25)

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/30/2017 at 19:56, STARS: 0

I mean, I’m not sober. If that’s how you’re asking my day is going.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
09/30/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 4

Not that weird. I still smoke and I’m almost 40.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
09/30/2017 at 20:05, STARS: 0

Stop rubbing it in bro

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
09/30/2017 at 20:13, STARS: 1

Try it in your mid ‘30s and then go to a Peruvian restaurant with a serious case of the munchies. I remember ordering ceviche and the waitress looking at me wondering if this goofy gringo wanted the plain version or the authentic version. When asked if I wanted octopus and squid, I politely replied, with emphasis, that I wanted extra octopus and extra squid. That was 15 years ago, and probably the last time I had a puff, but it brings back some fun memories.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
09/30/2017 at 20:14, STARS: 1

It’s all down hill after 40, ask me how I know



Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
09/30/2017 at 20:15, STARS: 0

Do they actively test you or only when something goes wrong?

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
09/30/2017 at 20:17, STARS: 2

I’m looking forward to it. I can start using words like supper and fortnight.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
09/30/2017 at 20:19, STARS: 0

The latter now, but my inside sources have alerted me that they are attempting to implement “random” drug testing.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
09/30/2017 at 20:29, STARS: 2

Come now chap, stop yer blithering, pull up your britches and hop off the davenport! Warshington ain’t got time for no dilly-dallying!

See also: crochet, bingo, whippersnappers, etc.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
09/30/2017 at 20:30, STARS: 0

My boss is very anti-weed, until he’s drunk. Then he’s the first to ask if I’m holding.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
09/30/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 0

If I have a few drinks on me, I’m merely asking the question for survey purposes.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
09/30/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 0

There’s a Murder She Wrote marathon on tomorrow. Gonna lounge in my house coat and catch up on my stories.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
09/30/2017 at 20:37, STARS: 0

Riiiiiight

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
09/30/2017 at 20:43, STARS: 0

I started smoking weed before many oppos were even born, and if you’re almost 40 i’m guessing the same goes for you.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
09/30/2017 at 20:50, STARS: 0

Man, the United Chandelier Inspectors of America are strick. Or is just you local chapter?

It’s gonna be legal here in Canada next Canada day.(July 1st)

I for one can’t wait to buy weed from my provincial government, just as I buy my wine and hard stuff.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
09/30/2017 at 20:52, STARS: 0

This is a very true statement

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
09/30/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 0

I want that plate

Kinja'd!!! "LOREM IPSUM" (lorem---ipsum)
09/30/2017 at 23:37, STARS: 0

I AM 40, and I live in BC.

Puff puff pass, muddafuddah!

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
10/01/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 0

Hey, that’s a nice prospect. All my lawyer friend’s (am lawyer myself) think that no self-respectable 30 year old should smoke, but fuck them.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
10/01/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0

Just the copper plate or the the food?

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
10/01/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0

That’s the best way to go about the day!

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
10/01/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 0

I guess going to a restaurant baked is always a funny experience, we ended up in a fancy Buffett, many foods and laughs were had.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
10/01/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 1

That’s a nice prospect, I wouldn’t mind smoking until my later years.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
10/01/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 0

Yesterday I just wanted the plate, but now I’m hungry, and that looks like a good idea for breakfast

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
10/01/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 0

To each their own. I find nothing better than a puff and a glass of wine after dealing with pushy mortgage brokers all day.