Thank god, I was going to drink a Two-Four then some Mickeys. Then go a paddle.

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Published 09/30/2017 at 11:50

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Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
09/30/2017 at 11:54, STARS: 0

I am now imagining a bunch of drunks in a canoe paddling as fast as they can away from a police boat.

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
09/30/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 0

but drunk canoeing is best canoeing... hell.. in general i thought boating was a thing not done sober

that said over here you can lose your license for cycling drunk (wich i dont do.. nope never.. not even when i cycle past you with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other)

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
09/30/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 1

Drunk cycling is legal here.

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
09/30/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 1

my drunk ass tried to get away from the cops by swimming to england..

when i emerged from my epic swim and crawled up the embankment... the cops were waiting for me.... turns out it was just a ditch... not the north sea

cost me 600 euros...

Kinja'd!!! "Roadster Man" (roadsterman)
09/30/2017 at 12:12, STARS: 0

No joke though, if they made this a law then enough people have drowned to make it an issue.

Or it’s just Canada.

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
09/30/2017 at 12:13, STARS: 0

excellent... im coming to canada.. i do like hockey.... i should fit right in

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
09/30/2017 at 12:19, STARS: 0

Huh, my coworker (a former RCMP officer) and I were just talking about this a few days ago.

Fun fact: if your bicycle has some form of motor assistance (such as an electric motor), you can be charged with a DUI as it meets the criteria for the law.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/30/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 0

Oh, Canada.