I’m forcing a friend of mine to sit through multiple jazz sets at a bar. 

Kinja'd!!! by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 09/30/2017 at 00:00

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He’ll love jazz or he’ll die trying, damn it.

Hi Oppo


Replies (13)

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
09/30/2017 at 00:10, STARS: 2

Damn. That’s cruel if it’s bad Jazz.

Hi Honeybunchesofgoats!

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/30/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 4

I just don’t know about jazz. It always sounds like they’re just making it up as they go along.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
09/30/2017 at 00:14, STARS: 2

Welcome back.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
09/30/2017 at 00:15, STARS: 0

You’re in Austin, right? You can hit up the Elephant Room, brah

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
09/30/2017 at 00:15, STARS: 1

It’s pretty good, actually. I have no complaints.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/30/2017 at 00:16, STARS: 1

I’ve not only done that, I usually wish I could get up there and play a set.

Welcome back, Man. Was worried about you.

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
09/30/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 0

I’ve always enjoyed playing jazz, but can never really just listen to it. Same thing with most classical too, actually.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/30/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 0

The Elephant and so many others. I probably know a number of the guys who play there. I just never get out. Kids, gigs, football games, rehearsals, being 50. All of that.

Kinja'd!!! "ToyotaFamily" (robbav35)
09/30/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
09/30/2017 at 00:23, STARS: 0

Ouch.

I can’t do jazz or rock.

Give me pop or classical anytime.

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
09/30/2017 at 00:25, STARS: 1

Jazz is a love or leave thing. How’s your friend holding up?

(ETA. “Jazz” like Steely Dan or Boz Scaggs doesn’t count.)

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
09/30/2017 at 00:58, STARS: 1

Heeeeyyyyoooohhhhhh!

Kinja'd!!! "I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
09/30/2017 at 04:05, STARS: 0

I’m just glad you didn’t turn into a Dave Chappell-esque crack head!

Or did you? O_o