Rices, ranked

Kinja'd!!! by "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
Published 09/29/2017 at 22:28

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STARS: 1


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1) Jasmine

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2) Fried

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3) Dirty

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4) Basmati

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4) Plain White

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5) Brown

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6) Wild

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7) Arborio

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8) Yellow


Replies (28)

Kinja'd!!! "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
09/29/2017 at 22:33, STARS: 10

9)

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Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/29/2017 at 22:34, STARS: 2

jasmine and basmati rice are the only rice worth having imo

come at me fried rice lovers

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
09/29/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 9

2.5)

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Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
09/29/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 2

Basmati for the win

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
09/29/2017 at 22:43, STARS: 5

Lies! Fake News!!

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Rice Pudding > all others.

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
09/29/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 1

Where’s sticky rice? There’s nothing more satisfying than a big clump of ricey goodness.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
09/29/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 1

0) Sticky rice. Extra teriyaki sauce

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/29/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 0

Good job!

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
09/29/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 0

Mexican isn’t even on the list and it’s number 1.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/29/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 2

Nice attempt, but Arborio is in its own class above and beyond all others.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
09/29/2017 at 23:03, STARS: 0

Arborio is lumpy mush and you know it

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
09/29/2017 at 23:03, STARS: 1

Arborio is lumpy mush and you know it

Kinja'd!!! "Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
09/29/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 2

#1. Long Grain Basmati

#2. Everything else

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/29/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 3

If it’s lumpy, then it’s not done right. Properly cooked risotto is manna from heaven.

Kinja'd!!! "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
09/29/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 0

What about pudding? Also you just reminded me its been too long since I made dirty rice. Lastly I miss fried rice that has the bits of bbq pork in it. Since moving to utah I have never had a regular chinese fast food spot to frequent and this makes me sad.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
09/29/2017 at 23:15, STARS: 0

What no pilau rice.

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No love for biryani rice.

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Kinja'd!!! "TorqueToYield" (torquetoyield)
09/29/2017 at 23:16, STARS: 0

Jasmine isn’t even a type of rice it’s a flower added for flavor - but the rice could be anything. Don’t give me no Uncle Ben’s Jasmine.

But Indian (Himalayan) basmati is the ish - aged and the longer the rice the better.

Kinja'd!!! "nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj)
09/29/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 0

Pshhh

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Kinja'd!!! "nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj)
09/29/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 1

Best pre made rice pudding?

Kozy Shack has always done it for me

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
09/29/2017 at 23:42, STARS: 0

Ooh. I’ve never had pre made. I’d be on board though.

Kinja'd!!! "Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped" (verdog)
09/29/2017 at 23:58, STARS: 0

3, 2. Nothing else. Go Home.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
09/30/2017 at 00:12, STARS: 2

You’ve clearly never had good risotto before. That legit makes me sad. It’s one of the best culinary experiences you can have.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
09/30/2017 at 00:13, STARS: 0

This list is invalid. You forgot Spanish rice.

Kinja'd!!! "KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs" (kusabisensei)
09/30/2017 at 09:12, STARS: 1

You have never had proper risotto have you? What a sad, sad existence you have led.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
09/30/2017 at 09:25, STARS: 1

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Bitch please. Also, don’t overthink it. Plain rice, but make it with chicken or beef stock instead of water.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
09/30/2017 at 09:33, STARS: 0

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Best of both worlds.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/30/2017 at 09:40, STARS: 0

I only get my rice at Indian and Halal grocery stores

usually cheaper and better quality for basmati and jasmine

Kinja'd!!! "Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
10/02/2017 at 10:33, STARS: 0

Damn this list is so backwards from my preferences lol. 1) yellow 2) fried 3) dirty 4) brown 5) everything other than white 1000000000000) plain white rice