Got pulled over today for the first time in over 10 years

Kinja'd!!! by "E90M3" (e90m3)
Published 09/29/2017 at 16:03

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I was making a right onto a road that had just gotten the green and I guess the officer thought I was being a little too aggressive and going too fast.

Kinja'd!!!

Basically as soon as I turned onto the road and I saw the blue lights I was like fuck. So I pulled over, he came up to my window and was like do you have a legal reason you were driving that fast. He then asked to see my license, looked at it for a minute, handed it back to me and was like you need to stop driving so aggressively or you’re going to have an accident. Luckily, I didn’t get a ticket. All I could think was shit my insurance rates are going to go up. Not the best way to start my day, but not the worst way either.


Replies (21)

Kinja'd!!! "Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
09/29/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 0

Were you in the M3?

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/29/2017 at 16:10, STARS: 0

Nope, I was in the 328i, which was probably lucky because the M3 has a radar detector and the 3 doesn’t. There would have been a much higher chance of a ticket if I was in the M3.

Kinja'd!!! "The Stig's Missourian Cousin" (zachelliott)
09/29/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 2

I got pulled over for the first time ever in over 10 years of driving on the day of the eclipse. Driving home on a 4 lane highway middle of afternoon. Light traffic. Didn’t notice the speed limit on this interstate had dropped. Truck beside me was going same speed as me, but they clocked me. 75 in a 60. Got a ticket, and paid it. Luckily insurance won’t be effected. He of course used the “Safety” argument on me, saying “We aren’t trying to make money, just keeping people safe” yes because I was being so unsafe driving interstate speeds on the interstate....

Kinja'd!!! "Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
09/29/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 0

So he pulled you for making a brisk right hand turn? Did you ever exceed the speed limit or squeal your tires?

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/29/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 0

Didn’t squeal the tires and didn’t exceed the speed limit. He might have gotten me with something else, but who knows.

Kinja'd!!! "Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
09/29/2017 at 16:20, STARS: 5

Hmm - doubt you could’ve wound up with anything in that case. Squealing tires usually results in “exhibition of power” and speeding is speeding. He probably just saw you take off a little rapidly and wanted to make sure you weren’t in the system (warrant, expired reg/tag/inspection, no license, etc).

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/29/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 0

Possibly, he might have gotten me for something like failure to yield or not stopping on red before a making a right on red.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
09/29/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 2

“Squealing tires usually results in “exhibition of power” and speeding is speeding.”

If squealing tires are a factor, then everyone making the turn in our parking garage is guilty of exhibiting too much power! They painted the floor with something that makes everybody’s tires squeal even if they are moving at a walking pace. :)

Kinja'd!!! "dannyzabolotny" (dannyzabolotny)
09/29/2017 at 16:54, STARS: 0

I guess the cops in Phoenix don’t care, because I’ve been squealing my tires and turning aggressively for quite a while now. If I don’t make my traction control system freak out at least once per commute then it’s not really a good commute.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/29/2017 at 17:08, STARS: 0

I had a friend from Pennsylvania who said one time he got a ticket for “Wasting finite resources” for accelerating aggressively w/o squealing tires or speeding.

idk how true it is though.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/29/2017 at 17:38, STARS: 0

Yeah, that sounds like bullshit. I’ve heard of unnecessary acceleration, but not that.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
09/29/2017 at 17:39, STARS: 3

Unless the back end broke loose, were smoking the tires or were tailgating someone around the turn, I would disagree that it would meet the definition of driving too aggressively.

I would say this is an example of over-policing.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
09/29/2017 at 17:44, STARS: 0

I may have passed an officer today at 20 over this afternoon, that said, I had just overtaken someone that maintained 10 under, and then would floor it both times I tried to pass. The first attempt, they were doing 30 in a 45, so I made the mistake of just leaving it in 5th from 30. I was passing them just fine, then they floored it, I rolled on a bit more, but then a truck appeared. When I tried to slow down to get back over, they braked. When I tried to go around they accelerated. A don’t give a fuck about fullsize beater truck is in my future, so are dual dashcams.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/29/2017 at 17:48, STARS: 1

I make sure I downshift to pass, unless it’s on a highway and we’re doing about 75, basically for that reason. If you try to accelerate I’m probably back in third and will more than likely out accelerate you. Those are also the type of people I’ll pass on a double yellow if it’s clear.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/29/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 0

Probably why I didn’t get a ticket.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
09/29/2017 at 17:51, STARS: 1

In hindsight, I should have. I figured they were just old, and weren’t going to break 30. Turns out they were a literal neckbeard.

Kinja'd!!! "Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
09/29/2017 at 18:00, STARS: 1

Oh yeah, super lucky!

Kinja'd!!! "Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
09/29/2017 at 18:12, STARS: 0

Fair point.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
09/29/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 1

I hate it when people speed up and make the pass less safe. Dude, you were the one going 12 under the limit for the last 17 miles, let me by and not cause a horrible accident. Morons...

Kinja'd!!! "Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib)
09/30/2017 at 05:59, STARS: 0

So, by not writing a ticket the cop was policing himself?

Kinja'd!!! "Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib)
09/30/2017 at 06:03, STARS: 1

I love a happy ending.