Kinja'd!!! by "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
Published 09/29/2017 at 12:52

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Kinja'd!!!

I’d like to meet the guy from Toyota who thinks that the only way to keep your ten year old designs current is to add more squares and sharpen the curves.

I’d like to break his hand so he can never design again because he’s not doing a very good job.


Replies (24)

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/29/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 0

I’d be OK with this apart from the black split in the grille.

Kinja'd!!! "Nerd-Vol" (Nerd-Vol)
09/29/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 0

My god. That platform was achingly ancient when I sold Toyotas in 2014!

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/29/2017 at 13:00, STARS: 1

oh if you think the outside is dated

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/2014-toyota-sequoia-review-1531620744

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Kinja'd!!! "Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
09/29/2017 at 13:04, STARS: 0

Yet the first gen Sequoia is still a great looking vehicle. While I had a 2012 Tundra, I never could warm up to the 2nd gen Sequoia.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
09/29/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 1

My dad had a 05 Tundra SR5, has a 05 Sequoia SR5, and a 14 Tundra Platinum and I think the 14 Tundra is only his favorite because the amenities. The 2005 models were almost perfect.

Kinja'd!!! "Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
09/29/2017 at 13:07, STARS: 0

The interior on my ‘12 Tundra felt old when i got it. My neighbor traded “up” from his ‘13 Rock Warrior to the refreshed ‘14 1794 back in 2014. I think it would’ve been cheaper to just have leather covers added.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/29/2017 at 13:08, STARS: 0

Do you mean Mopar?

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/29/2017 at 13:08, STARS: 0

That’s a good interior though

Kinja'd!!! "Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
09/29/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 0

I preferred my ‘02 Tundra to the ‘12. I liked them both, but if I had to choose between the two in brand new form, I’d take the ‘02 every time. Heck, I’d take it over my Taco now.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
09/29/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 0

I love the capability of the ‘14 but as a DD the ‘05 may be one of the comfiest trucks I’ve ever been in.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
09/29/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 0

FCA?

Kinja'd!!! "Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
09/29/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 0

The only thing that I like about this thing is the new LEDs it comes with, otherwise this thing is just outdated

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
09/29/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 0

I like the black bits on the grille frame, it’s like a faux floating pillar for the front of the car.

Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
09/29/2017 at 13:21, STARS: 0

Mopar’s guilty too, but Toyota is a company that knows better.

Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
09/29/2017 at 13:21, STARS: 0

That’s a tiny screen.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
09/29/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 0

Straight outta 2008

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
09/29/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 1

Realistucally, this generation needs to be put out to pasture.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
09/29/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 0

I will take this moment to wrathfully blather something about my least favorite modern design standard element: FUCKING ASS BUCKET STINKING FISHWIFE SLARTIBARTFAST SIX-HOLE FRONT DESIGN CRABAPPLE BULLSHIT.

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Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
09/29/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 0

Fucking Ass Bucket Stinking Fishwife Slatribartfast Six-Hole Front Design Crabapple Bullshit is my favorite Hitchhiker’s Guide character.

Kinja'd!!! "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
09/29/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 0

mainstream cars are like clothes from Old Navy or the Gap now ... there’s standard types (shorts, t-shirt, polo, jeans) and they just change little things here and there for the next season. people don’t care what it looks like since they have to buy something to replace the worn out old one, as long as the new one is different enough to get their attention, but not so different as to repulse them.

Kinja'd!!! "BaconSandwich is tasty." (baconsandwich)
09/29/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 0

Their engine guys must learn from the body guys. The 1.8 in the Corolla has been around how long now?

Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
09/29/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 0

Same here. I still admire the 1st gen Sequoias. If nothing else for the roll down rear window.

Kinja'd!!! "Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
09/29/2017 at 19:04, STARS: 0

I’m not saying this Toyota is good design, but I shake my head in puzzlement at certain individuals’ categorical disdain for six-hole front ends.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
10/02/2017 at 09:02, STARS: 1

Overstated for comedic effect. But: I do not like them, Sam I Am, and this is about the blandest most pointless E-for-effort way to have one in the world.