Here's My Car Owning Scheme from 2000 to 2069

Kinja'd!!! by "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
Published 09/30/2017 at 01:08

Tags: Plans
STARS: 1


Kinja'd!!!

Ive mentioned before that I’m one of the most planned out people you’ll ever never meet. Here is the rough scheme I’ve mapped out for myself in order to live my automotive ownership dreams. 

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1994 Geo Tracker - Purchased by stepdad for $400 in 2003. RIP in 2007.

2006 Kia Rio Sedan - Purchased by mom for $11,000 in 2007. RIP 2015.

Decade Total = $0 .... [$15,000 / $125 per month]

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2006 Kia Amanti - Purchased for $7,500 in 2012.

2012 Jeep Grand Cherokee - Purchased for $22,000 in 2015.

2012 Jaguar XF - Purchased for $29,000 in 2016.

Decade Total = $58,500 / $487.50 per month

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*Note that from here you I’m listing my first choices.

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2006/2007 Maserati GranSport - Spend around $28,000 in 2020.

2011 to 2013 Infiniti IPL G Coupe or Convertible MT - Spend around $12,000 in 2021.

Genesis GV80 - Spend around $28,000 in 2023.

Toyota Tacoma - Spend around $18,000 in 2025.

Jaguar F-Type Convertible - Spend around $20,000 in 2026.

2018 Tesla Model S - Purchase around $24,000 in 2028.

Decade Total = $130,000 / $1,083.33 per month

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*From here I can’t predict specific future models.

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Volvo PHEV - Spend around $20,000 in 2030.

American - Spend around $18,000 in 2030.

German - Spend around $24,000 in 2032.

Italian - Spend around $30,000 in 2033.

Korean - Spend around $24,000 in 2036.

Japanese - Spend around $28,000 in 2037.

Aston Martin - Spend around $36,000 in 2038.

Decade Total = $158,400 / $1,320 per month

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* This is when I accomplish my dream of having 7 different automobiles from 7 different brands from 7 different countries in 7 different bodystyles/segments.

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American - Spend around $28,000 in 2040

Swedish/French/Chinese - Spend around $24,000 in 2042

Japanese - Spend around $28,000 in 2044

Korean - Spend around $32,000 in 2044

Ferrari - Spend around $64,000 in 2046

British - Spend around $34,000 in 2047

Decade Total = $210,000 / $1,750 per month

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German - Spend around $32,000 in 2050

Maserati - Spend around $64,000 in 2050

Swedish/French/Chinese - Spend around $34,000 in 2052

American - Spend around $32,000 in 2053

Aston Martin - $64,000 in 2056

Korean - Spend around $32,000 in 2058

Japanese - Spend around $38,000 in 2059

Decade Total = $296,000 / $2,466.67 per month

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American - Spend around $52,000 in 2062

Ferrari - Spend around $540,000 in 2064

Aston Martin - Spend around $400,000 in 2064

Korean - Spend around $50,000 in 2066

Maserati - Spend around $260,000 in 2069

Decade Total = $1,302,000 / $10,850 per month

Yes, excitement and whimsy. That, I am.

That. I. Am.

Peace in the middle, homies. I’m retiring!


Replies (5)

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
09/30/2017 at 01:14, STARS: 1

You expect to live that long? I need to check your file.

Hmm.

On hold..

Sorry.

Oh bloody hell.

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Sharing with the IRS was a bad idea. I told them. Did they listen? Nooo..

I have to get back to you. Sorry.

 

Kinja'd!!! "Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
09/30/2017 at 01:33, STARS: 2

My first thought was wow, that’s a lot of cars. It might be helpful to include long term plans for the cars. I assume that you’ll keep a few until they die, but sell a lot of them as you upgrade.

My second thought was wow, that’s a ton of money. Good luck hitting the Powerball.

Kinja'd!!! "I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
09/30/2017 at 04:01, STARS: 1

Looks like he’s buying them used. So he could probably recoup a good amount of he only keeps them for a year or two.

He could also go the Doug route and make up the difference with yt videos lol.

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
09/30/2017 at 08:03, STARS: 0

I’m curious how you are going to explain the concept of cars as personalised vehicular transport to your children...or grandchildren...

Kinja'd!!! "Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
09/30/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 1

Hopefully his plan isn’t to just amass a hanger full of 50 or so cars. That would get expensive.

The other thing that struck me as odd was the fact that he’d be buying cars all the way up to age 81. Sure he might drive that long, but buying 7 cars after the age of 70 seems like a lot.