When Ebay asks if an item you just bought is still of interest

Kinja'd!!! by "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
Published 09/29/2017 at 08:34

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Seriously, these guys can somehow read your mind and send creepily accurate ads but somehow can’t tell when you’ve bought something?

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Also:

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In other news, I may have bought myself a birthday present.


Replies (19)

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/29/2017 at 08:36, STARS: 0

what did you get

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/29/2017 at 08:43, STARS: 1

Squeeeeeeeeeeee

I’ve wanted one of these since like forever

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
09/29/2017 at 08:49, STARS: 1

“Why, no. It’s the damndest thing. Here it is, I’ve bought it, I’m looking at it, and suddenly I’ve lost all interest. In fact, I may have to resell it. On eBay”

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/29/2017 at 08:51, STARS: 0

Ah, so they’re not trying to sell you another one, they’re trying to pull that dealer stunt of “hey we have a customer for your car”?

That’s soooo much better... wait.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
09/29/2017 at 08:52, STARS: 1

I get stupid suggestions like, ‘you’ve just bought rubber mats for a 2015 Ford B-Max, would you be interested in tailored 2013 Nissan Juke fabric mats?’.

Granted the mats were for a colleagues car but don’t send me suggestions on different cars. If your going to hassle me, at least make it with something for a 2015 Ford B-Max.

Or

‘Here’s your receipt for King of Shaves, shave gel, would you like to buy some King of Shaves, shave gel?’. Well yes I would that’s why I just did a few seconds ago.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/29/2017 at 09:01, STARS: 0

ebay HQ irl

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Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
09/29/2017 at 09:10, STARS: 2

you know your old when you know that’s a “Are you being served?” gif.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/29/2017 at 09:11, STARS: 0

I have no idea what that means so I guess you’re right :)

I just know the attitude fits.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
09/29/2017 at 09:12, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/29/2017 at 09:12, STARS: 1

hot

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/29/2017 at 09:15, STARS: 0

Agreed.

Or maybe cool? Well now I’ll be able to find out!

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
09/29/2017 at 09:15, STARS: 1

all the (cat)pussy jokes

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Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
09/29/2017 at 09:15, STARS: 0

Ha - I was thinking “Wow - I’ve NEVER seen an Are You Being Served gif before!”

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/29/2017 at 09:18, STARS: 1

maybe it’s lukewarm

maybe it’s maybelline

Kinja'd!!! "BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
09/29/2017 at 10:07, STARS: 1

What I find odd is that if you happen to buy a brake pad replacement kit for an MG F it thinks that this is the first step in your burgeoning collection titled ‘Brake Pad Replacement Kits of the World’...

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/29/2017 at 10:11, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
09/29/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 1

They did that to me on an item I bought recently. Also kept sending me reminders that my best offer was rejected after I already bought the item for the asking price. Good job eBay.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/29/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "NojustNo" (front24200)
09/29/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 1

They keep sending reminders that auctions ending for items I viewed but haven’t watched. umm...if I didn’t put it on my watch list I decided I didn’t want it.

Best part -there is no way to.turn off notifications for viewed items. I even called eBay. So they keep spamming me.