by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 09/29/2017 at 00:11
by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 09/29/2017 at 00:11
Tags: where's the lexus?
STARS: 0
For me there are many, but I will choose the TT-RS. It’s a new shiny fast coupe with a quirky motor.
Things that make it unrealistic:
- I can’t afford it
- If I could afford it, I would probably buy something more rational
- The backseat holds 2 people that were supposedly chopped up and stuffed in trash bags
- I still can’t afford it
- Seriously how do people afford things?
What about you?
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
09/29/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 2
FD rx7, keep the rotary and replace the turbos/go through the cooling system to turn it into the powerful, reliable car it should be. Because I need another 2-seat Mazda with terrible gas mileage that scrapes over bumps.
Honda beat/az-1/cappuccino because all the reasons above but SMALLER and import issues.
Or... I might actually go with your choice. It’s apparently offered in REAL colors... I spotted this yesterday. The plate reads SLOW
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
09/29/2017 at 00:25, STARS: 0
Mclaren 720s
"Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
09/29/2017 at 00:25, STARS: 0
Sport Turismo Turbo.
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
09/29/2017 at 00:27, STARS: 2
Esprit V8. Now and always
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
09/29/2017 at 00:31, STARS: 5
One of these two (probably unreliable) beautiful mid engines sports cars that most people have forgotten:
"LOREM IPSUM" (lorem---ipsum)
09/29/2017 at 00:32, STARS: 0
More than likely a 959 or a Carerra GT.
"CB" (jrcb)
09/29/2017 at 00:32, STARS: 0
Cayman GTS. Two doors, low, RWD, and expensive makes it a bad choice for Saskatoon roads.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
09/29/2017 at 00:36, STARS: 2
A Juke-R. It will beat 99% of road cars.
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1: It will cost high 6 figures up here in Canuckistan.
2: Impossible to find parts.
3: Fully caged, no back seat.
4: Will never afford it.
5: Great looks of the Juke with the problems of the GTR.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/29/2017 at 00:39, STARS: 0
I just saw a Ghibli in the way Home. It sounded lovely, and I might get one in blue. But really, I want a Gran Cabrio. Prohibitive gas costs combined with service costs meet the unrealistic requirement
Or maybe a ‘47 Nash with an LS swap (is that even possible?).
"Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
09/29/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 0
I’m with you on the TT RS. There’s a part of me that says “switch jobs for better pay and get a TT RS”. Then I just need how to find a double amputee commute buddy so my roommate and I can take the carpool lane.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/29/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 0
Audi R8. Borderline affordable, way not piratical.
"Nerd-Vol" (Nerd-Vol)
09/29/2017 at 00:49, STARS: 4
No parts. Dangerous always. Unreliable.
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
09/29/2017 at 00:53, STARS: 0
This thing is dumb in every conceivable way. Even in my fantasy garage, I have a hard time justifying the money. I still want one.
"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
09/29/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 1
Hnnnggg
"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
09/29/2017 at 01:06, STARS: 0
Gullwing. Nowhere to put it, so valuable that driving it would be insanely stressful, but my god could I ever die happy if I had one of those.
"Grindintosecond" (Grindintosecond)
09/29/2017 at 01:07, STARS: 0
An ex-NASCAR road course car and hang 1973 bodywork on it for historic ‘I don’t need no cat or emissions test’ license plate reasons. Of course, the footwork in the mountains alone would probably turn me off to the whole idea.
"GUYMANDUDE" (guymandudebro)
09/29/2017 at 01:16, STARS: 1
McLaren F1 gtr longtail all day every day.
"CRider" (crider)
09/29/2017 at 01:24, STARS: 3
$165,000 base price is borderline affordable? $195,000 for the Plus version.
"RPM esq." (rpm3)
09/29/2017 at 01:36, STARS: 2
A Singer 911.
Ordinarily, my problem is wanting too many cars or wanting something different and having to sell what I have to get it, which is how I’ll inevitably end up with three or five cars and nowhere to park most of them. But if money were no object, I’d have a Singer 911.
And a 4Runner or Land Cruiser or Land Rover because I’d still have dogs obviously.
"Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
09/29/2017 at 02:09, STARS: 0
Porsche 718 Cayman, Carmine Red, rolling on the base 18" wheels. No picture because Kinja hates me (still).
"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
09/29/2017 at 02:18, STARS: 0
Holy shit that exists.
"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
09/29/2017 at 02:26, STARS: 1
I can say with complete sincerity, I could not be made happier with any vehicle than one I already own. I have what I want and I want what I have, so I’m happier than a puppy with two tails. I appreciate the fuck out of it every time I drive it.
However..... casually picking people up for carpool in a Ferrari F40 would give me that little internal smile I enjoy..... however a Rolls Phantom might give me the same sense of delight.
So one of each of those please.
"Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
09/29/2017 at 02:50, STARS: 0
This ...
http://cars.mclaren.com/ultimate-series/p1
Sorry, kinja won’t let me do a proper link.
"Tapas" (tapas)
09/29/2017 at 04:41, STARS: 1
The answer is simple. Ferrari 250 GTO.
Its so unreasonable, I don’t event have to tell you why.
A more reasonable unreasonable car of choice would be an F-Type R Coupe or a 981 Cayman GTS.
"Montalvo" (m5goesroundtheoutside)
09/29/2017 at 07:05, STARS: 2
Noble M600
"Saab wagon is best wagon-now with less Saab" (saabwagon)
09/29/2017 at 07:07, STARS: 0
Autozam AZ-1 or a first-gen Renault Twingo.
Sure, they aren’t too expensive on their own, but the price of importing one and then having to source parts from overseas, plus making sure it’s in line with regulations, makes it way too expensive for me.
Also, as a 6'-0" man the AZ-1 is far too small for me.
"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
09/29/2017 at 07:21, STARS: 0
NSX-R. They’re importable now! Although good luck finding one. Second choice is an FD with a twin turbo LS7.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/29/2017 at 07:25, STARS: 0
Something that doesn’t exist counts as not realistic right?
...with the TTV6 out of the ATS.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/29/2017 at 07:27, STARS: 1
Of course it’s possible. With a torch and a welder you can swap anything anywhere.
Would it be safe? ...well you didn’t ask that.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
09/29/2017 at 07:46, STARS: 1
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
09/29/2017 at 08:40, STARS: 0
A manual, Big Block ,60s Muscle car. Preferably a Roadrunner. Maybe a but redsomodded buy mostly stock.
Terriable fuel economy, six figure price tag, 60s safety and technology features. Totally “unrealistic” and I’d daily it
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
09/29/2017 at 08:45, STARS: 0
In no particular order...
FD RX-7
944 Turbo S
288 GTO
‘65 Riviera GS
And some kind of long-distance cruiser Mercedes convertible
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
09/29/2017 at 09:16, STARS: 0
Ariel Atom / Caterham R500
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
09/29/2017 at 09:19, STARS: 0
Impressive devotion, considering all of Uly horror stories!
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
09/29/2017 at 09:21, STARS: 0
You really are in love, aren’t you?
"Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
09/29/2017 at 09:21, STARS: 1
Indeed. When rich Middle-Eastern oil tycoons get bored and need something new to buy, anything can exist. That was why this came into existence.
"Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
09/29/2017 at 09:35, STARS: 0
S65 AMG coupe. Expensive, gorgeous and just useful enough to have four passengers. Other than that it’s completely impractical and I’ll probably never have one lol
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/29/2017 at 09:35, STARS: 0
Flood damaged from Texas. I’ll fix it up with the help of Freddie Hernandez.
"phenotyp" (phenotyp)
09/29/2017 at 09:45, STARS: 0
I can’t explain it, either.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/29/2017 at 10:09, STARS: 1
I suspect a Nash wasn’t all that safe when new. All I want to know is would it run.
"Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
09/29/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 1
I sure am!