Literal Code Brown

Kinja'd!!! by "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
Published 09/28/2017 at 10:36

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As the title says, have you guys ever actually had a code brown, a moment in which you were literally scared shitless. I ask because Ken Blocks Pikes Peak run has that one moment where everyone unanimously agrees it was a code brown moment. Aside from that time I accidentally shit myself from bad food and too much beer, I haven’t actually ever been in a situation where I was so scared I shit myself. Have you?


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Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
09/28/2017 at 10:39, STARS: 3

Never been so scared I lost control of bodily functions.

Have been so drunk I lost control of bodily functions. 

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
09/28/2017 at 10:40, STARS: 1

At least in that sense, we have led similar lives, hahaha.

Kinja'd!!! "Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif" (lumpy44)
09/28/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 0

Yup.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
09/28/2017 at 10:53, STARS: 2

“I’m probably fine, I’ve taken all the pills, and the runs haven’t been an issue since last night” he said to himself before deciding to commute to work after being home several days sick.

Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
09/28/2017 at 11:55, STARS: 0

Other than gambling on a fart and losing, one instance comes to mind.

I was driving home on the freeway in Chicago at 4-5am. Fell asleep while driving and woke up right before I was about to rear end a slower car at roughly 80-85 (probably 20mph faster than he was going) in my 3rd gen 4runner. I swerved hard around him and broke the rear tires loose. I maintained control and brought in back into the lane in front of him. I literally drifted a 4runner at 80 around another car. I’ve never been so awak e in my life after that.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
09/29/2017 at 06:57, STARS: 0

i have once shit myself.

mind you, i had diarrhoea

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
09/29/2017 at 18:34, STARS: 0

No never so scared that I lost control, but one night I drank a whole bottle of gin straight to myself.... lets just say I don’t remember passing out on the porch or putting my clothes in the laundry.....