Florida Man™ Strikes Again!

Kinja'd!!! by "user314" (user314)
Published 09/27/2017 at 16:32

Tags: Florida Man ; paraglider ; Planelopnik ; zot!
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A Florida paraglider is lucky to be alive after he slammed Tuesday morning into power lines carrying 7,200 volts of electricity, knocking out electricity in a St. Petersburg neighborhood

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Paragliders have long plagued the neighborhood, [neighbor] Jim Tallon said. “You could start a house on fire, he could kill himself,” the fed-up resident said. “He could hurt somebody on the ground. There is a child’s playground right down there.”


Replies (4)

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
09/27/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 0

Slammed? More like floated gently.

The pilot didn’t have a chute collapse, he had an engine failure.

This is nothing more than hyperbole to make fearful people more fearful.

Kinja'd!!! "Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
09/27/2017 at 17:30, STARS: 1

Nah. If Florida Man (TM) were actually involved, he would have been the one shooting the guy out of the wires.

Kinja'd!!! "Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
09/27/2017 at 17:34, STARS: 2

Maybe Florida Man was testing out a new meth home delivery service and got a little too low on approach.

Kinja'd!!! "Stephenson Valve Gear" (stephensonvalvegear)
09/28/2017 at 20:35, STARS: 1

Birds land on power lines all the time, no problem. Florida Man was just trying to follow their lead...