Maria, the storm that keeps on giving

Kinja'd!!! by "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
Published 09/27/2017 at 13:30

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Stay safe eastern sea board oppos.

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Replies (31)

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
09/27/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
09/27/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 13

If the storm is near you, make sure to take shelter indoors

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Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/27/2017 at 13:39, STARS: 0

I think that church is in NC too. Probably gonna be lots of wind and rain.

Kinja'd!!! "Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
09/27/2017 at 13:39, STARS: 1

Ehh its not even raining here in NJ. Same thing when Jose came by, just a sprinkle and light breeze. I should probably go check out the ocean though, probably looks pretty gnarly.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/27/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 1

Good day for surfing.

Kinja'd!!! "Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
09/27/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 3

Kinja'd!!!

I’m such a child.

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
09/27/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 3

Are you sure the Eastern Seaboard can take all of that?

Kinja'd!!! "Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
09/27/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 5

I think you mis spelled drowning

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
09/27/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 1

forecast over here has it hitting ireland with upto hurican force winds sometime next week (50% chance of it ruining the weather for a while where i am)

course... its more than a day away so odds are they are way off.... but still... monster of a storm

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
09/27/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 4

Nah, it’s alright. You’re just more excited about the storm than me.

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
09/27/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 0

Good. I remember the 1-2 punch of Irene and Sandy.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/27/2017 at 13:49, STARS: 1

I doubt it will get more than 10-12 foot swells. That’s double overhead, totally doable.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/27/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 1

It decimated puerto rico. Ireland is a tad bit larger than Puerto Rico and cold water tends to take the punch out.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/27/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 10

thas a dick

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/27/2017 at 13:55, STARS: 1

Really? I thought it was a time lapse color coded graphical image of a NOAA forecast for Hurricane Maria that just happened to look like a penis 100x the size of Florida.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
09/27/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
09/27/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 2

Got a lot of surfers over here in RI. They’re out there doin’ their thing.

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
09/27/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 1

yea i know..forecast still says upto hurricane force gusts (my bad for using winds... it wont be sustained) and before getting to ireland its supposed to merge with lee

but yeah.. it will just be really shit weather here if it hits.. nothing like puerto rico got

but still ariving a lot stronger than they usually do (if the forecasts right)

Kinja'd!!! "Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
09/27/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 1

Yeah, those were rough. Interesting how crazy Irene was for places inland. That one was more about the rain and wind. Whereas Sandy was all storm surge. Even up in Vermont they got it bad from Irene in some floodprone areas.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
09/27/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 1

Looks like we should be getting the edge of storm - not raining here now but humid as hell.

Kinja'd!!! "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
09/27/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 5

*looks at Florida*

That’s not a penis ...

*whips out hurricane*

... that’s a penis.

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
09/27/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 3

It looks like a huge

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Kinja'd!!! "Lokiparts" (lokiparts)
09/27/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 1

Oh don’t act like you’re not impressed...

I live on the coast of VA and it hasn’t been bad at all, just a bit rainy on and off, and breezy as hell. The extent of damage we’ve had so far was just the loss of a gutter downspout, and a bunch of small tree branches.

Kinja'd!!! "Sovande" (sovande)
09/27/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 1

It should be plenty moist, which will help.

Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
09/27/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 1

I was just in the outer banks (Hatteras Island) last week and got to experience Jose. The actually evacuated the islands for Maria. I can only imagine what it must be like. Jose had road closures and pervasive flooding, and that wasn’t nearly as bad.

Kinja'd!!! "TorqueToYield" (torquetoyield)
09/27/2017 at 15:07, STARS: 0

Could really use some solid rain here though. Hasn’t rained any good amount in something going on 4 weeks and with 90 deg highs my plants are suffering and the grass seed I planted when it was in 70s a few weeks ago is fucked.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
09/27/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 0

Yep. Definitely, 100%, without a doubt a schlong.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/27/2017 at 16:25, STARS: 0

They built it like that to avoid the large tree. You know because an L shape would be too difficult.


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/no-plans-change-shape-church-penis-article-1.1513939

Kinja'd!!! "cbell04" (cbell04)
09/27/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 0

NC resident here we got... Just the tip

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/27/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 0

I was thinking tea bagged myself.

Kinja'd!!! "horizonsofkhaos" (horizonsofkhaos)
09/27/2017 at 17:30, STARS: 1

I’m on the Outer Banks. Not much to speak of on this end of the beach. Breezy. Couple downed sticks and a lot of pine straw around the yard. I think south of here around Rodanthe to Hatteras they’ve had some overwash from the storm surge. Ended up not being much of a storm. Didn’t rain nearly as much as I thought it was supposed to.