Let's Take a Moment to Rejoice

Kinja'd!!! by "way2blu does a rev update" (way2blu)
Published 09/25/2017 at 23:23

Tags: 2018 Porsche Panamera Turbo S E-Hybrid Sport Turismo ; Say that three times fast
STARS: 4


Kinja'd!!!

Because, despite many problems in the world, next year the Porsche Panamera Turbo S E-Hybrid Sport Turismo will be for sale. That’s right, 680hp of WAGON is coming, and it’s approaching really fast.

0-60 in a conservative 3.2 seconds, and it’s a WAGON!

Head over to CarAndDriver to see more photos, and be sure to check out Porsche’s own press release too.


Replies (14)

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
09/25/2017 at 23:30, STARS: 2

I’d never buy one, but I appreciate the madness.

Kinja'd!!! "way2blu does a rev update" (way2blu)
09/25/2017 at 23:37, STARS: 0

It’s a 6-speed manual away from being peak car which represents a great effort by Porsche. 3.2 seconds to 60 in a wagon is the best madness.

Out of curiosity, what would stop you from buying one if the opportunity presented itself?

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
09/25/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 1

Because it’s an absurd amount of money for something I’d realistically never be able to use to its full potential, and that seems wasteful. Give me a V90 CC and a base 911 instead.

Kinja'd!!! "way2blu does a rev update" (way2blu)
09/25/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 0

I approve of that reasoning. Best to have broader capability and fun with the V90 and 911 respectively.

You *could* take the engine out of the base 911 and put it in the V90 CC, and a manual gearbox too. Still would cost less than the options on the Sport Turismo, and you’d achieve peak Oppo car with something arguably cooler.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
09/25/2017 at 23:51, STARS: 1

I still think CTS-V is peak wagon but this is definitely wonderful too.

And FAST

Kinja'd!!! "way2blu does a rev update" (way2blu)
09/26/2017 at 00:10, STARS: 1

CTS-V has a manual, but the Porsche Panamera Turbo S E-Hybrid Sport Turismo has AWD. And a much longer name.

Personally I’d probably get the CTS-V too.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
09/26/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 0

Can we get the Cadillac with the Porsche interiorplease? I want my leather wrapped in higher quality leather

Ohhhhhh wait or special order a v90 wagon with a manual and no body cladding/lift... There are a lot of good Wagons right now

Kinja'd!!! "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
09/26/2017 at 00:23, STARS: 0

The best part is that it will never be a classic. These things will be bought (well, leased) and beaten like a rented mule, then sold for pennies on the dollar. Better than someone’s 11 mile GT3RS that sits in a climate-controlled vault, decomposing verrrryyyyyyyyyyyy slowly.

Kinja'd!!! "way2blu does a rev update" (way2blu)
09/26/2017 at 00:47, STARS: 0

Wellllll all you need is to convince Volvo to go manual again:

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Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
09/26/2017 at 01:01, STARS: 0

I could have sworn reading somewhere that a manual was at least offered in other countries (Sweden?). But now I’m not seeing anything, although apparently some markets at least get a manual option for the new s90 so... maybe? I want to believe

Kinja'd!!! "victor" (victor)
09/26/2017 at 01:09, STARS: 0

V90 d3 and d4 manual. But, fwd only

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
09/26/2017 at 02:59, STARS: 0

Depreciation wizard, do your worst!

Remind me in 5 years to pick this up for $50k!

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
09/26/2017 at 05:49, STARS: 0

another bloated shitbox to get in our way, oh joy

Kinja'd!!! "way2blu does a rev update" (way2blu)
09/26/2017 at 16:14, STARS: 1

At least it can get out of the way pretty quickly. Question is will the driver put down the phone and pay attention.