by "Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
Published 09/25/2017 at 18:49
by "Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
Published 09/25/2017 at 18:49
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STARS: 3
Because 680bhp wagon.
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"Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
09/25/2017 at 18:59, STARS: 0
Eh who needs kidneys
"Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
09/25/2017 at 19:03, STARS: 2
That wagon is badass, but I’d still rather have your 997.
"gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
09/25/2017 at 19:03, STARS: 0
I didn’t like this or the Cayenne when they first came out; I don’t know what’s changed but I think they’re both nice looking cars, now. I particularly like the Sport Turismo wagon-y thing.
"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
09/25/2017 at 19:03, STARS: 0
I believe the turbo S e-hybrid sport turismo comes standard with a dialysis machine so you should be good to go.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
09/25/2017 at 19:07, STARS: 0
I’ll give you 25k for your 997(with the condition it’s manual). Should be a good start.
"Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
09/25/2017 at 19:11, STARS: 0
I wouldn’t sell my 997 for anywhere near that low.
"Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
09/25/2017 at 19:11, STARS: 2
The new Panamera is a million times better looking. And that the really built a wagon version is even better.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
09/25/2017 at 19:24, STARS: 0
Fine $25,001
"E90M3" (e90m3)
09/25/2017 at 19:24, STARS: 2
I’d need to sell 6 kidneys.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
09/25/2017 at 19:25, STARS: 0
I figured haha but shooters shoot lol
"Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
09/25/2017 at 19:33, STARS: 0
$25k will get you a Tiptronic 3.6 Carrera with no options and over 125k miles on it. Or a high mileage base Carrera S with a blown engine.
Mine is neither of those.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
09/25/2017 at 19:39, STARS: 0
I up my offer to 25.1k
"rillweid - Now with more TRD and less TDI" (rillweid)
09/25/2017 at 19:43, STARS: 0
Driven the previous gen. Is fast.
"Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
09/25/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 0
Me too.
"dannyzabolotny" (dannyzabolotny)
09/25/2017 at 19:59, STARS: 0
I’ll give you a hint— E55 wagon. It’s a little older, but it’s a total sleeper. Even with their relative rarity you can find them for well under $30k. That 5.5L supercharged V8 has nearly 500hp in stock form. Put a few grand into it— a smaller pulley, better intakes, headers, better intercooler, and a tune. It’ll be at 650hp reliably, and nobody will ever suspect a thing.
"Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
09/25/2017 at 20:13, STARS: 1
I can blow your engine up.
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
09/25/2017 at 20:17, STARS: 0
It doesn’t even go 200mph, just get a Hellcat Charger.
"NoahthePorscheGuy" (porsche)
09/25/2017 at 20:29, STARS: 0
good luck finding them anywhere. I know a guy who cant even get his dealer to give him a firm estimate on allocation for the non turbo hybrid model, and that was revealed months ago.
"Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
09/25/2017 at 20:29, STARS: 0
You can buy it then blow up YOUR engine.
"Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
09/25/2017 at 20:31, STARS: 0
Deliveries are supposed to start late this year.
Realistically I’d be look at a 4S Sport Turismo in a few years.
"Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
09/25/2017 at 20:35, STARS: 0
You can blow it up, buy an engine then give it to me.
"Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
09/25/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 0
Sure, write me a cashier’s check for what I paid for the car and a new engine.
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
09/26/2017 at 09:02, STARS: 0
And you already have a buyer.
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
09/26/2017 at 09:02, STARS: 1
I laughed.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
09/26/2017 at 09:30, STARS: 1
I figured it was a good pun.
"Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!!" (eurylokhos)
09/26/2017 at 17:46, STARS: 0
This deserves significantly more stars.