I am in Dallas!

Kinja'd!!! by "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
Published 09/25/2017 at 12:56

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Having a beer while changing planes on my way to Moline, Illinois. My office reserved a luxury car for my rental. I wonder what it will be?


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Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/25/2017 at 12:58, STARS: 6

Probably a Chrysler 300.

Any company that reserves specific cars instead of National Emerald Executive Aisle deserves to go bankrupt.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
09/25/2017 at 13:01, STARS: 0

Which rental company?

If it’s Hertz, likely a 300.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
09/25/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 1

Say hi to J.R for me while you are there.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/25/2017 at 13:10, STARS: 0

obligatory FUCK the cowboys

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
09/25/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 0

Enterprise?

Could get a Q50 or a Masarati.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/25/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 2

Take some time to take the train around the terminal. It rides outside and above the planes at the gates. If I fly through DFW, I allow extra time just to take a few laps on the train.

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
09/25/2017 at 13:13, STARS: 1

Welcome to Dallas. Planning a layover on your way back? I’ll treat you to lunch.

Kinja'd!!! "Pistol Whipped Cream" (heynickhere)
09/25/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 1

Yeah either this or an impala. Depending on the agency. I love National.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
09/25/2017 at 13:22, STARS: 2

A Juke,

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Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
09/25/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 1

Howdy! And welcome to the Republic of Texas, the greatest country in the world. :)

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
09/25/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 1

I’ll leave this here...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3551f3ea57/the-luxury-spy-w-will-ferrell