by "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
Published 09/25/2017 at 05:39
by "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
Published 09/25/2017 at 05:39
Tags: Dick I like it
; medicalopnik
STARS: 1
Tell me: what would fill that void best? Not a dick, I hope.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
09/25/2017 at 05:42, STARS: 1
90mm? that is a big hole.
are you sure you heard that correct?
sure it wasn’t 9mm?
"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
09/25/2017 at 06:06, STARS: 0
It’s actually 0.9cm.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
09/25/2017 at 06:07, STARS: 1
yep, 9mm not 90mm
90mm is 9cm which is 3 and a bit inches
"S65" (granthp)
09/25/2017 at 06:30, STARS: 0
Anti tank round
"Berang" (berang)
09/25/2017 at 07:02, STARS: 1
actually, a 90mm wide dick is exactly what doctors use to fill holes in hearts.
"Tapas" (tapas)
09/25/2017 at 07:17, STARS: 1
Some beef jerky would do the trick.
Or guanciale, if you want to be fancy.
"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
09/25/2017 at 07:21, STARS: 0
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
09/25/2017 at 08:15, STARS: 1
Damn extreme hole that. Bondi and flywire should fix it...
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
09/25/2017 at 08:18, STARS: 0
90mm dick
"Nibby" (nibby68)
09/25/2017 at 08:24, STARS: 1
An old friend convinced me
that he was underjoyed
He never caused friction
his ego he destroyed
He made a decision
He jumped into the void
"Ssfancyfresh" (scotttt)
09/25/2017 at 08:27, STARS: 1
9mm seems like it’s still a big goddam hole!
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
09/25/2017 at 08:29, STARS: 1
in fairness any hole in the heart isn’t good
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
09/25/2017 at 09:03, STARS: 1
A Glock’ll fill that hole nicely. Or maybe it made the hole.
"gawdzillla" (gawdzillla)
09/25/2017 at 09:19, STARS: 0
exhaust pipe, definitely exhaust pipe, 9mm or 90mm theres a place for it
"RutRut" (RDR)
09/25/2017 at 09:39, STARS: 1
Pshhh, silly plastic toys. 1911 master race.
"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
09/25/2017 at 09:54, STARS: 0
The last thing I need is a way to broadcast my heart murmurs.
"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
09/25/2017 at 09:54, STARS: 0
That’s not really much of a dick though, is it?
"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
09/25/2017 at 09:55, STARS: 1
Subliminal tobacco ads?
"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
09/25/2017 at 09:55, STARS: 1
I tell you man: I will be as bulletproof as Malala Yousafzai. Just needs one well-placed shot to the heart and quick medical care...
"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
09/25/2017 at 09:55, STARS: 0
Guanciale? Never heard of that before.
"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
09/25/2017 at 09:56, STARS: 0
With what? What do they fill hearts with?
"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
09/25/2017 at 10:01, STARS: 0
Five-Seven motherfucker.
Wait no I’m wrong. It should be SAA.
But I’m a different man, so really I’d pick from any one of these .
"Tapas" (tapas)
09/25/2017 at 10:19, STARS: 0
It’s pig cheeks/jowl?
www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/carbonara-em-guanciale-egg-and-pecorino-romano-em-51221420/
"RutRut" (RDR)
09/25/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 0
Only thing more expensive than a Five-Seven is buying the ammo to shoot the damned thing.
"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
09/25/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 0
Shame, then, because the P90 is an absolute utter ripper. If only it was chambered in 5.56 or 10mm...
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
09/25/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 0
90mm diameter
"TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
09/25/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 0
depends. was it a FMJ or Hollow point round that hit you?
"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
09/26/2017 at 01:48, STARS: 0
It’s congenital. Septum defect.
"TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
09/26/2017 at 01:50, STARS: 0
organ transplant?
Im an organ donor so if someone takes me out when im on my bike hopefully they get some use out of my remains
"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
09/26/2017 at 01:53, STARS: 1
Lovely, thanks, but as it is I need a new cornea or at least some new glasses. My heart’s fine and in the end, it’s a lost cause. I’m a planned-obsolescence product since December 1997.
"TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
09/26/2017 at 02:53, STARS: 0
dang. my eyes are bad but contacts fixed them