by "marshknute" (marshknute)
Published 09/24/2017 at 20:01
by "marshknute" (marshknute)
Published 09/24/2017 at 20:01
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STARS: 5
All it had was a cold air intake, headers and an exhaust. It’s probably definitely a full second faster in the quarter mile than my 430hp Corvette. Because Vtec > LS
He used to race Ferrari’s, 911's, and M3's, but nothing was as fast as his Civic.
I asked him if it had the V4 engine, and he said, “yeah, man, that Vtec V4 cylinder. Faster than any Lambo or Rari’!”
"XJDano" (xjdano)
09/24/2017 at 20:06, STARS: 0
This is the car he uses to uber ride people around in?
"marshknute" (marshknute)
09/24/2017 at 20:08, STARS: 2
No, he Ubers a Chevy Cruze. I can only assume the Civic got wrecked or impounded.
"MM54" (mm54mk2)
09/24/2017 at 20:10, STARS: 1
I’ve found with people like this it’s best to smile and nod and say “wow yeah nice man” every now and then and eventually they’ll stop.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/24/2017 at 20:12, STARS: 0
Uber doesn’t allow you to Uber in anything older than 10 years. Less than that in some places.
"XJDano" (xjdano)
09/24/2017 at 20:13, STARS: 9
Oh, well this one time, I owed Dom a 10 second car, and then he smashed his charger, and I got fired from my job, but I was dating his sister who makes good crustless tuna sandwiches.
"Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
09/24/2017 at 20:13, STARS: 0
It’s 2004 in my area. Regardless 94 civic wouldn’t be allowed.
"McMike" (mcmike)
09/24/2017 at 20:21, STARS: 7
I bet that V4 question felt good.
"PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
09/24/2017 at 20:24, STARS: 3
Bullshit, asshole, nobody likes the tuna.
"ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
09/24/2017 at 20:31, STARS: 1
It met an untimely death due to an unfortunate incident involving Nitrous Oxide Systems and open flames after some Japanese punks on bikes shot at it with sub-machine guns, probably.
"XJDano" (xjdano)
09/24/2017 at 20:33, STARS: 0
Tuna is a fish. It may not ACTUALLY be a sandwich I’m referring to.... but it’s delicious.
"XJDano" (xjdano)
09/24/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 2
Danger to manifold!!!!
"XJDano" (xjdano)
09/24/2017 at 20:41, STARS: 1
So may times I have used this, so many.
"R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
09/24/2017 at 21:21, STARS: 0
Ok, I was coming in here to say “how did he get Uber to waiver his 23 year old car as a driver” but then I read about the Cruze. So I will just give you this:
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
09/24/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 2
“He used to race Ferrari’s, 911's, and M3's, but nothing was as fast as his Civic.” Were they aware he was racing them?
"Straightsix9904" (Straightsix9904)
09/24/2017 at 23:26, STARS: 1
I had an uber driver tell me he had a Scion TC that he swapped to rear wheel drive and threw down 600 hp and he smoked a “twin turbo ‘vette” in.
"gawdzillla" (gawdzillla)
09/25/2017 at 09:21, STARS: 1
they had LS-Vtec before the Civette
"Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
09/29/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 2
...well this one time at band camp...