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Kinja'd!!! by "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
Published 09/24/2017 at 10:22

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It’s week three of the NFL season, and I’m a happy camper. The weather has FINALLY shifted to fall. I hate hot weather and I’m glad the 80- and 90-degree temps have packed it in.

Today on CBS, our slate is the Broncos at Bills (natch) in the early game, and in the late game they gave us Chiefs at Chargers. The Chiefs are tough but I never have any preconceived notions about division games no matter how bad the other team may be. Maybe LA will do us a favor. Probably not though. I’m guessing the Chiefs win. Over on Fox, we don’t get an early NFL game, but we do get another LA-KC game (MLS). In the late game we get the Seahawks at the Titans because that’s it for FOX. That’s all you get! READ A BOOK! (No one’s going to get that reference, Bob.) I’ll say Titans because they have a better offense at the moment. Then later we get Oakland at Washington on Sunday Night Football, of which I will miss at least an hour of so that I can see if the new Star Trek series is worth my attention. Hey, it’s probably better than Enterprise, amirite? I think Raiders take it. And on Monday Night Football, no one cares. I’ll take Dallas though because the Cards are soooooo bad.

Also, I forgot that there’s a game going on in London right now between the Jags and the Ravens. I’ll admit my pick on it was the Ravens, though the Jags have a 13-0 lead after a 45-yard field goal in the 2nd quarter. (The Ravens offense looks terrible, or the Jags defense is for real. Take your pick.)

I don’t have a lot to say about the Broncos-Bills matchup except that these are the kinds of games they have to win if they want to have a chance at postseason success. It’s a game involving a long flight, an early start, the opposing team isn’t really that good but they’re not terrible either, and it’s coming after a blowout win. It could be a letdown game but I don’t think it will be. I’m going to say they come away with the win.

For the rest, let’s see: I’ll take Panthers at home over the Saints, Chicago upsetting the Steelers, Lions over Falcons, Browns over the Colts, Bucs beat the Vikings, Patriots over the Texans (though I’d really love being wrong), Dolphins over Jets, Giants stealing a win over the Eagles, and Green Bay pounding the Bengals.

So, let’s talk! Come on in, let’s insult each other’s teams, drink to our teams’ success or because of their failures, and have a good time.


Replies (43)

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/24/2017 at 10:27, STARS: 1

this should be fun with all the kneeing

Kinja'd!!! "DarkCreamyBeer" (darkcreamybeer)
09/24/2017 at 10:32, STARS: 0

I don’t know where you are, it’s going to be 89F in Chicago today.

Kinja'd!!! "Straightsix9904" (Straightsix9904)
09/24/2017 at 10:41, STARS: 1

Who knew that Sunday morning games could be even more garbage than Thursday night games.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
09/24/2017 at 10:47, STARS: 0

There sure are a lot of them this week, aren’t there?

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
09/24/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 0

Denver. Current temperature is 46, high of 53 today. Delightful.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
09/24/2017 at 10:54, STARS: 4

I’ve thought long and hard about this subject, considering both sides of the arguments and the different political perspectives. My answer, void of emotion, is this:

If a person wants to exercise their First Amendment right to freedom of speech by peacefully protesting a wrong, either real or perceived, I’m perfectly fine with it. There will be repercussions to all players who either kneel or stand during the national anthem, and everyone on the field must understand that. They are just as free to kneel as I am free to stand. No hard feelings either way.

Except for the Patriots. Fuck those guys.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
09/24/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 0

Belichik will focus on blitzing through our o-line, double coverage on Hopkins, keeping a LB free to follow Watson for QB runs, double teaming Watt and Clowney, and further exposing our weak ass secondary. The Texans have one hell of a fight on their hands, and I’m not sure that copying the Chiefs’ game plan they used against the Pats will yield results.

I’m hopeful, but not expecting, a W for the Texans.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
09/24/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 1

Last year against the Pats, the Broncos’ biggest problem was that the o-line was so bad that Trevor didn’t have time to throw AND the running game couldn’t get going. The Broncos’ D held the Patriots to 16 points. You should always win against the Pats if you hold them to 16 points, FFS.

If the Texans o-line can’t protect the QB or open up running lanes, it’ll be a domino effect. Here’s hoping they can pull it off.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
09/24/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 1

Jags D is playing really well, but damn. Flacco is helping by stinking it up pretty bad.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
09/24/2017 at 11:36, STARS: 1

Our offense will have to use WRs not named Hopkins effectively. Also, our 3rd String RB (D’onte Forman, last year’s top college RB) is fantastic at getting yards after contact. We should probably use him a lot today, but we probably won’t.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
09/24/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 0

Fuck patriots? Somebody get this sonuvabitch out of here!

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
09/24/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 0

+1 sonuvabitch

Kinja'd!!! "Matsayz" (matsayz)
09/24/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 0

Yeah, Colorado being Colorado...

Kinja'd!!! "Matsayz" (matsayz)
09/24/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 1

My wife won’t stop yelling at the TV... fucking Ravens.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
09/24/2017 at 11:42, STARS: 0

I’m also a TV shouter. I know how she feels.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
09/24/2017 at 11:43, STARS: 2

No sir. NO. SIR. As a Texans fan, there are hard feelings here.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
09/24/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 0

Also, the most offensive NFL-related event today is what Michael Irvin is wearing on the NFL Network right now.

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Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
09/24/2017 at 11:57, STARS: 1

“Gimme a suit that looks like the background of a 1980's game show, please.”

Kinja'd!!! "Straightsix9904" (Straightsix9904)
09/24/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 3

All these people on Facebook bitching don’t see the irony of the football players using their public forum to voice their concerns.

Kinja'd!!! "Sweet Trav" (thespunbearing)
09/24/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 0

Lions over Falcons? I want the lions to win, but damn that’s a bold claim.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
09/24/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 0

I’m getting a more “Christmas time table cloth” vibe.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
09/24/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 0

It’s just a hunch. My hunches have been wrong before.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/24/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 2

The kneeling has now transcended the “Voting is bad and Fidel Castro is good” argument, so that is a good thing.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/24/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 1

Lest we forget, from before the election : there were bad people on both sides. On all sides.

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Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/24/2017 at 12:52, STARS: 0

solution, move to canada

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/24/2017 at 12:58, STARS: 1

Canada does have a non-democratically-elected legislative house, like Cuba. hmmm.

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
09/24/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 0

Fall weather? It’s gonna be in the middle of the 80s today in chicago

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
09/24/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
09/24/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 1

Is that not fall weather?

-Phoenix

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/24/2017 at 13:48, STARS: 0

canada has hockey

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
09/24/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 3

FUCK THE PATRIOTS.

*stares you down*

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
09/24/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 1

Hey, Canada also has a football-like substance.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
09/24/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 0

Well, look at that. Texans virtually tied with New England. Well done, sirs. Take ‘em down.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/24/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 1

also wtf @ giants

ben mcapoo sucks

his playcalling is garbage

the oline is trash

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
09/24/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 0

He looks like a child molester. Someone get him a makeover, and a playbook.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/24/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
09/24/2017 at 15:10, STARS: 0

We’ll see if the Texans can hang through the end. Our D will be getting tired soon, and Brady will put the hammer down.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
09/24/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 0

HIT him. When you hit Brady, he makes mistakes. Hit him hard.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
09/24/2017 at 16:11, STARS: 0

First off, Emmanuel Sanders made a catch. By every measure of the rule it was a catch. For the officials to overturn it, that was utterly ridiculous. Second, the flag on Von was bullshit.

Problem was, they still lost. It’s not the end of the world but it isn’t good.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/24/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 1

if we learned anything from that game, it is 4th quarter eli is still a thing

and ben mcadoo is a twat for not kicking a chipshot FG at the end of the 1st half

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
09/24/2017 at 17:03, STARS: 0

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
09/24/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 0

Get outta here with that commie sport.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
09/24/2017 at 19:33, STARS: 0

I understand why people hate the Patriots.

I was at a theme park all day, and did not watch the game. My wife checked the score with ~5 minutes left. 30-28 Texans. I actually said “great, another win.” I know how the Texans do in Foxboro.