by "cbell04" (cbell04)
Published 09/24/2017 at 00:19
by "cbell04" (cbell04)
Published 09/24/2017 at 00:19
Tags: Carolina squat
STARS: 3
Carolina squat. It’s not good.nite
"Birddog" (maintmgt)
09/24/2017 at 00:32, STARS: 3
They’re doing this up here in Iowa too. I don’t get it.
Your truck looks like a constipated Dog? You paid to make your rig look like a Dog with IBS? If you got the money honey..
"cbell04" (cbell04)
09/24/2017 at 00:34, STARS: 2
Same thought I had. As a kid you laugh at the dog dragging it’s was across the carpet. As an adult you think “how much would it be and how quickly can we replace that piece of carpet”
"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
09/24/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 1
to each his own... but that is not a very good look...
"cbell04" (cbell04)
09/24/2017 at 00:49, STARS: 0
Typically sounds bad too. They put mega oversized exhaust and mufflertips on them sticking out by each rear wheel. Not a fan. Here in NC you often have to stop a conversation for 30 seconds while one passes. It’s pretty much none stop. This parking lot alone had 3 of them but they may have known each other and were meeting because they had similar graphics on the rear Windows. “Karolina” something or another.
"Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
09/24/2017 at 00:50, STARS: 10
The only time that the Carolina Squat is acceptable is when you’re driving back from South Carolina with so many fireworks in your trunk that it weighs you down.
"cbell04" (cbell04)
09/24/2017 at 00:51, STARS: 2
I’ll accept a bed full of booze too.
"Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
09/24/2017 at 00:54, STARS: 2
True, although I’ve never driven to South Carolina to buy a few thousand dollars worth of booze. Fireworks, on the other hand...
"Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
09/24/2017 at 00:57, STARS: 0
I saw a lot of these when I lived in Greenville NC. They’re pretty terrible.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
09/24/2017 at 00:58, STARS: 3
For when you want to show you have money, but aren’t smart enough spend it on a newer truck. (The only reason to own a 10th or 11th gen F-150 is because you can’t afford a 12th or 13th. They have zero redeeming features and aren’t old enough to get credit just for being old.)
For when you like your LayZboy so much you want to you whole truck to lean back.
For when you had a stanced Neon, but you’re baby number three.
For when you just need an easier way to tell everyone you’re a HUGE FAN of Florida Georgia Line.
For when you want you truck to look like you hauling lots of stuff, but are too busy selling weed to do any actual work.
When you want a lofted truck, but you want to make it easy for your kids to get in.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
09/24/2017 at 08:50, STARS: 2
Such a weird trend. It makes no sense.
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
10/03/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 0
That’s... intentional?
"cbell04" (cbell04)
10/03/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 0
Yep a true fashion over function mod. Honestly this isn’t even the most extreme they are kinda everywhere around here.
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
10/03/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 0
ha. I bet you can tell by my screen name what I think of such “fashion over function” mods. It’s one thing to do something that looks cool and doesn’t do anything. This looks (subjectively) like crap and makes the truck less useful, plus I’m sure they don’t re-aim their headlights... ugh.
"cbell04" (cbell04)
10/03/2017 at 13:57, STARS: 1
I hate to even call this person’s bad mods tasteful but most that do this add about one trillion led megawatts of lumens. All of them are set to blind you.