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Kinja'd!!! by "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
Published 09/22/2017 at 11:10

Tags: local news ; bad hair day
STARS: 6


If only there was some kind of warning

Kinja'd!!!

I mean just anything. A sign. An indicator. Something easily detectible that could betray this man’s inner workings. If only.


Replies (9)

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
09/22/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 1

OK, I’m stumped. Is that:

A- actual hair (I think not)

B- a tattoo (self inflicted maybe? It’s horrible)

C- Magic Marker (that’s what it *looks* like)

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
09/22/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 3

I had to look three times to make sure that the picture simply hadn’t been defaced by someone with a marker.

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
09/22/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 1

9.9 times out of 10, the people who look like they should be avoided, should be.

I mean, the guy with swastika tattoos under his eyes who is chasing me could want to give me the $5 bill I dropped, but likely not.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
09/22/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 1

If only. Hmm...

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
09/22/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 1

I’m pretty sure it actually is A. He’s just doing it himself. And he is not good at it.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
09/22/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 1

Then he’s also dying it poorly - and forgot his eyebrows.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
09/22/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 0

That’s weird.

Also, I hadn’t considered it may be shoe polish.

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
09/22/2017 at 15:06, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
11/13/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 0

It’s worth pointing out here that for much of America, “African American man in a hoodie” fits that description.