i boughted a Lotus!

Kinja'd!!! by "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
Published 09/21/2017 at 15:25

Tags: SR20
STARS: 22


my latest weekly profile pic mspaint edit

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Replies (36)

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
09/21/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 5

Did you get pulled over?

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
09/21/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 0

actually, it’s funny you ask, I have a fascinating story about that!

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
09/21/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 1

And thus it was revealed that MonkeePuzzle was SR20 all along.

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Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
09/21/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 3

I’ll just leave this here

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Did the officer have Oppo as his homepage by any chance?

Did he ask you “are you MonkeePuzzle”?

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
09/21/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 3

Jesus, that was more than 6 years ago. What am I doing with my life?

*searches CL for the 8000th time for a car I won’t buy*

Kinja'd!!! "TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
09/21/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 0

That’s a nice SR20 you have there...

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
09/21/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 1

he did! he had it up on his cruiser’s laptop and we hopped in his car and ate donuts whilst cruising sh*tposts!

Kinja'd!!! "Blondude" (Blondude)
09/21/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 3

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Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
09/21/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 1

it’s 2017....

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2283362/

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
09/21/2017 at 15:39, STARS: 6

Not sure whether to pity or envy the newbies that don’t get this.

Kinja'd!!! "Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
09/21/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 1

But were you in handcuffs?

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/21/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 0

I’ve picked up enough while I’ve been on here to get the replies, but the original post lost me. Halp plz

Kinja'd!!! "Blue 2000" (blue-2000)
09/21/2017 at 15:49, STARS: 1

https://web.archive.org/web/20110708030951/http://jalopnik.com/5817568/how-commenting-on-jalopnik-can-get-you-out-of-a-speeding-ticket

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
09/21/2017 at 15:49, STARS: 1

neato.. a lotus bisquit :D.. have fun mate

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Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
09/21/2017 at 16:01, STARS: 4

SR20 claimed to have a Lotus and claimed to have gotten out of a speeding ticket, neither of which were true - in the process, spawning the “SR20" shorthand for demanding photo proof. Some years later, he posted the original of what MonkeePuzzle has in this post as “proof” that he finally really had gotten a Lotus. The photo was a transparent fake, and was a joke on the jokes on the original lie...

Gets kind of involved, really. Which makes this post a joke about a joke about jokes about a discovery of a lie about a lie.

Kinja'd!!! "Sir Halffast" (Sir_Halffast)
09/21/2017 at 16:03, STARS: 1

But let me guess, your mom has your camera...

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
09/21/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 1

not until much later *awkward wink*

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
09/21/2017 at 16:10, STARS: 0

none of what you ahve said is true. cease leading the newbies astray!

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
09/21/2017 at 16:13, STARS: 2

All Lotus purchase stories are the truth... from a certain point of view.

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Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
09/21/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 1

I bought a Lotus too, and I promise I’ll take pictures soon, except I’m super busy right now and also my camera is broken and in the camera repair shop.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
09/21/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 0

Is it SR20 powered?

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
09/21/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 1

ooh la la

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
09/21/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 0

actually it’s a v8, DUAL sr20s with a common crankshaft!

Kinja'd!!! "Ike" (untitledcarshow)
09/21/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 1

This makes me realize that a past post I commented on was also a joke

Kinja'd!!! "Nerd-Vol" (Nerd-Vol)
09/21/2017 at 16:25, STARS: 0

How long has it been?

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
09/21/2017 at 16:27, STARS: 1

Original lies, six years. Return of SR20 in trolling undeath, maybe 4-5?

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
09/21/2017 at 16:27, STARS: 1

There’s something “crank” in that statement all right...

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
09/21/2017 at 16:32, STARS: 0

I really enjoyed the “My grandma bought a CTS-V manual wagon” thing that was going around a year or two ago

Kinja'd!!! "Blue 2000" (blue-2000)
09/21/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 0

Lol that’s fine, its been over 6 years since the whole fiasco. Also, that was my post you commented on.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/how-commenting-on-jalopnik-got-me-out-of-a-speeding-tic-1814875978

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
09/21/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 0

I would like to see the original photoshop.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
09/21/2017 at 17:01, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Gamecat235" (Gamecat235)
09/21/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 1

You know... I’ve met SR20, but I’ve never met MonkeePuzzle...

dun dun dun...

Kinja'd!!! "DutchieDC2R" (dutchiedc2r)
09/21/2017 at 17:26, STARS: 1

Man, I miss those days.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/21/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 0

But I really wanted to believe that.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/21/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 1

Well, no one’s ever seen them in the same place at the same time, so...

Kinja'd!!! "Nerd-Vol" (Nerd-Vol)
09/21/2017 at 19:06, STARS: 0

Man. I’ve been here a long time.