Saw my first Range Rover Velar today

Kinja'd!!! by "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
Published 09/21/2017 at 15:00

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Holy hell, this thing makes every other Range Rover ever made look like a delivery van. It may very well be the best looking SUV I have ever seen.

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Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
09/21/2017 at 15:03, STARS: 1

I forgot this was even coming out.

Kinja'd!!! "Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
09/21/2017 at 15:04, STARS: 1

Yeah, they’re ridiculously good looking.

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
09/21/2017 at 15:04, STARS: 1

I’ve been waiting on the edge of my seat waiting for it, and even I didn’t know it came out

Kinja'd!!! "Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
09/21/2017 at 15:04, STARS: 2

Taking the U out of SUV! But who puts anything in the back of their new Range Rover anyway. Maybe the nanny puts a Bugaboo stroller back there, but that might scratch things up.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
09/21/2017 at 15:06, STARS: 1

Yay, something new for me to beware of while in downtown Bellevue crosswalks.

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
09/21/2017 at 15:06, STARS: 1

looks like my safety shoes.... probably smells better tho...

(pretty sure my shoes are in violation of the geneva convention by now...)

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/21/2017 at 15:06, STARS: 3

nah, still looks like a futuristic ford explorer to me

Kinja'd!!! "DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
09/21/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 1

That is really flashy looking in person.

Kinja'd!!! "SpeedSix" (speedsix)
09/21/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 0

Are those the optional 22 inchers?

Yes, the Velar has optional 22-inch wheels.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
09/21/2017 at 15:28, STARS: 1

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
09/21/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 0

Yup, I believe this is a First Edition or Launch Edition or whatever it’s called.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
09/21/2017 at 15:34, STARS: 4

As did I ... is this a reworked Evoque? And damn do I hate all that frippery, and those wheels are a rolling statement that you have more money than sense. Back basics, I say ...

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Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
09/21/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 2

I think they should of put the VELAR badge on the front though as a nod to the old pre-Range Rover launch VELAR vehicles.

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Though the first VELARs had the lettering on a black plate.

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Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
09/21/2017 at 15:48, STARS: 0

I dunno, it still feels kind of forced to me, like they baked an Evoque until the edges oozed over—IMO it looks way too long, low, and car-like to be a Rangie—this should be the shape of a Jag, not a LR. From the side, it’s literally just a station wagon. Eh, maybe I’ll change my mind if I see it in person.

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I love the interior immensely, though, but it would be a serious PITA to use any of it while driving

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I think Volvo’s Sensus is much better designed for minimal distraction since it allows a visual prioritization of only the necessities in a very partitioned manner.

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Kinja'd!!! "AndyG_UK" (ajg1974)
09/21/2017 at 15:50, STARS: 1

I saw one the other day, in a lovely dark blue, I was awestruck by how good looking, expensive and “right” it looks, take that Bentley Banatagananana!

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
09/21/2017 at 15:54, STARS: 1

I’m supposed to go to the Nashville JLR Launch party for this thing tonight, but sadly I have class tonight and the wife has community group. :(

And Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse is catering......

Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
09/21/2017 at 16:11, STARS: 1

DAAAAAAAMN that thing looks fantastic.

Kinja'd!!! "TysMagic" (twjeffery)
09/21/2017 at 16:14, STARS: 1

neat!! Going to the LR dealer tonight for some free food and drinks.

oh and to look at the Velar. They’re having a little party thing

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/21/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
09/21/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 1

I love the longness and lowness of it, and can’t care all that much what they call it.

But yeah this should’ve been the F-Pace. It has all the style inside and out that the Jag lacks.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
09/21/2017 at 16:27, STARS: 1

Right?

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
09/21/2017 at 16:27, STARS: 0

Nashville?

Kinja'd!!! "TysMagic" (twjeffery)
09/21/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 0

yup!

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
09/21/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 0

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/1818633308

Kinja'd!!! "TysMagic" (twjeffery)
09/21/2017 at 16:30, STARS: 0

WHY NO SKIP CLASS AND OPPO WITH ME?!

Kinja'd!!! "TysMagic" (twjeffery)
09/21/2017 at 16:30, STARS: 1

thank you for bringing oppo together

Kinja'd!!! "TysMagic" (twjeffery)
09/21/2017 at 16:31, STARS: 1

on top of the food you forgot to mention the free beer and wine - also margs, last time there were margs

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
09/21/2017 at 16:38, STARS: 1

There is also a really good brewery providing frothy libations.

Kinja'd!!! "TysMagic" (twjeffery)
09/21/2017 at 16:43, STARS: 1

killin all dem cafsssssssss.

And I haven’t seen these in a bit, but they had Jag and LR glasses to give out at one point. I haven’t owned a Rover or Jag in years, but that’s not going to stop me from going

Kinja'd!!! "Discerning" (discerning2003c5z)
09/21/2017 at 16:50, STARS: 1

I might be in the minority, but I think Range Rovers have become progressively more ugly after the 2nd generation.

I remember liking the 2nd gen back when I still had some baby teeth. But nothing after 2002 has looked even remotely nice imo.

This one is no exception, I’m afraid.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
09/21/2017 at 19:28, STARS: 0

Nice wagon.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
09/21/2017 at 19:29, STARS: 1

Yup.

Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
09/21/2017 at 20:35, STARS: 1

I like when a car looks like it’s doing 90 mph standing still. This is supposed to slot in between the Evoque and the Sport right?

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
09/21/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 0

Yes

Kinja'd!!! "Brian McKay" (brianmckay)
09/21/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 0

I still don’t know whether this is supposed to be above or below the new, similar-appearing Discovery. Two months ago I was looking at their prices, which were about the same. So I don’t know why this exists. Evoque (cabriolet, two-door hardtop, and four-door hardtop), Discovery, Range Rover Sport, and Range Rover should be *quite enough* if Land Rover doesn’t want to spend capital to make a utilitarian Defender to compete against utilitarian trucks from Toyota, Nissan, Mitsubishi, Isuzu, Mahindra, and GM.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
09/21/2017 at 21:21, STARS: 1

They occupy equal ranks within the company, but the Disco places an emphasis on bing big and practical and off-roady while the Velar is sleek and sporty and urban.

Kinja'd!!! "Brian McKay" (brianmckay)
09/21/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 2

I think that Land Rover should have made the Discovery much different, more utilitarian, and cheaper.