This Is Where I Am

Kinja'd!!! by "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
Published 09/21/2017 at 10:24

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Kinja'd!!!

I guess that puts me right about halfway to Seattle, a little over actually.

Hasn’t been too bad a flight so far. My son was a crazy ass psycho for the first hour, then he fell asleep...been out for around an hour and a half at this point. Hasn’t stopped him from farting, but I guess that’s better than him farting and trying to climb all over the place.

To make best use of my time, I just ordered a pair of tow hooks from Flyin Miata. Doing that at 30,000 feet always amuses me, plus I forgot to bring a book so what else can I do besides buy Miata parts?

This should be a pretty good week. My wife hasn’t seen a lot of her family for four years or so, when we got married in Seattle, so she’s happy to be heading out here.

I just hope this smelly ass baby keeps sleeping.


Replies (13)

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
09/21/2017 at 10:26, STARS: 4

wait, if your flying how are you posting? if you stop flapping you arms wont you just fall?

Kinja'd!!! "lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
09/21/2017 at 10:31, STARS: 2

It’s nice that you waited until the rain came so your wife can feel right at home.

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
09/21/2017 at 10:34, STARS: 0

I may as well be in a hot air balloon powered by my son’s flatulence.

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
09/21/2017 at 10:35, STARS: 0

She actually bought a rain coat specifically for this trip, which makes total sense. We just left rain behind in RI too, so we’re easing right back into it.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/21/2017 at 10:36, STARS: 1

Visiting TheHondaBro to help him pick out a Miata?

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/21/2017 at 10:40, STARS: 2

My son was a crazy ass psycho for the first hour, then he fell asleep

Probably his ears from the pressure change. He’ll wake up screaming again when the descent starts. Do you have him in a car seat or are you holding him? We strapped our Britax seats into the plane. It really helped, since they were used to sleeping in them. But with twins, schlepping two of those big-ass seats through the airport was a major PIA.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
09/21/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 1

Ah yes, flactulen e powered balloons. The only TRUE way for a gentleman to travel trans continentally.

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
09/21/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 1

He actually wasn’t even being bad or screaming, he was just extremely busy...opening and closing the window shade, walking around, climbing me/my wife. His ears don’t seem to be bugging him yet, so that’s good.

We checked his car seat and he’s just chillin in the middle seat between us. He only likes being in his car seat when we’re moving, with no sense of motion on the plane he would be losing his shit, haha. But yeah, even lugging the one seat through the airport blows.

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
09/21/2017 at 11:11, STARS: 1

I’m going to be like Johnny Appleseed, except with Miatas. Just buy cheap NAs and hand them out to people.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/21/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 0

Go Bison

Kinja'd!!! "SpeedSix" (speedsix)
09/21/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 0

WiFi usage was pay per hour or for the entire flight when I flew ANA from Tokyo to Chicago in May.

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
09/21/2017 at 11:52, STARS: 0

Yikes. JetBlue is free. I dig it.

Kinja'd!!! "Mid Engine" (jdlogan2006)
09/21/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 1

Weather is supposed to really nice starting tomorrow, good timing. Get ready for absolutely brutal traffic in/around Seattle (use Google maps even if you know where you’re going).