by "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
Published 09/21/2017 at 08:29
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"beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard" (beardsbynelly-Rikerbeard)
09/21/2017 at 08:34, STARS: 2
fuck man. I’m not normally an animal rights activist but that poor bear needs to be free.
"itschrome" (itschrome)
09/21/2017 at 08:39, STARS: 5
TALK ABOUT A BEAR OF A MORNING COMMUTE!
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/21/2017 at 08:39, STARS: 0
He is certainly not in his natural habitat.
"itschrome" (itschrome)
09/21/2017 at 08:40, STARS: 0
I mean.. he seems pretty healthy and not really being harmed.. also good luck with getting russians to let their bears go.. but seriously, he seems fine.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/21/2017 at 08:41, STARS: 2
The exit is over there ==>
"arl" (arl1968)
09/21/2017 at 08:41, STARS: 1
I’ve got a chocolate lab that has ginormous poops- I can’t imagine the cleanup on a bear.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/21/2017 at 08:43, STARS: 4
I’ve been told that bears only shit in the woods.
"Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
09/21/2017 at 08:51, STARS: 1
Someone told me they were Catholic. And you wouldn’t
believe
what that person said the Pope did in the woods!
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/21/2017 at 08:53, STARS: 2
Did you hear about the cannibal who stepped off the path to let a missionary pass?
(this one is subtle)
"itschrome" (itschrome)
09/21/2017 at 09:22, STARS: 4
aww man, don’t get all grizzly on me. I bearly made a pun at all!
"itschrome" (itschrome)
09/21/2017 at 09:22, STARS: 0
wait, I thought it was in his hat.
"Azrek" (azrek)
09/21/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 1
I may have told this story on Oppo before...
I was in Afghanistan in ‘01. We were trying to seal Bagram with all the holes the base had. We found a goat herder on one end of the base we wanted to close. We had to tell him to get his goats off the base.
Herder: So where am I supposed to go?
Us: Sorry, not our problem. You have to go.
Later, we are walking down the only road and a motorcycle goes by. On it is a dude driving, a goat and a dude holding the goat. We stopped...looked at each other with the same WTF expression. We waited about 15minutes and the motorcycle returned to claim another goat. Only wish I had a camera.
"user314" (user314)
09/21/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 0
Huh, Family Guy was (mostly) right
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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/21/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 1
Hah! I’m digging the Star Trek reference with the scanner. Best picture I could find: