Meanwhile, in Russia....

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Published 09/21/2017 at 08:29

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Kinja'd!!! "beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard" (beardsbynelly-Rikerbeard)
09/21/2017 at 08:34, STARS: 2

fuck man. I’m not normally an animal rights activist but that poor bear needs to be free.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
09/21/2017 at 08:39, STARS: 5

TALK ABOUT A BEAR OF A MORNING COMMUTE!

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/21/2017 at 08:39, STARS: 0

He is certainly not in his natural habitat.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
09/21/2017 at 08:40, STARS: 0

I mean.. he seems pretty healthy and not really being harmed.. also good luck with getting russians to let their bears go.. but seriously, he seems fine.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/21/2017 at 08:41, STARS: 2

The exit is over there ==>

Kinja'd!!! "arl" (arl1968)
09/21/2017 at 08:41, STARS: 1

I’ve got a chocolate lab that has ginormous poops- I can’t imagine the cleanup on a bear.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/21/2017 at 08:43, STARS: 4

I’ve been told that bears only shit in the woods.

Kinja'd!!! "Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
09/21/2017 at 08:51, STARS: 1

Someone told me they were Catholic. And you wouldn’t believe what that person said the Pope did in the woods!

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/21/2017 at 08:53, STARS: 2

Did you hear about the cannibal who stepped off the path to let a missionary pass?

(this one is subtle)

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
09/21/2017 at 09:22, STARS: 4

aww man, don’t get all grizzly on me. I bearly made a pun at all!

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
09/21/2017 at 09:22, STARS: 0

wait, I thought it was in his hat.

Kinja'd!!! "Azrek" (azrek)
09/21/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 1

I may have told this story on Oppo before...

I was in Afghanistan in ‘01. We were trying to seal Bagram with all the holes the base had. We found a goat herder on one end of the base we wanted to close. We had to tell him to get his goats off the base.

Herder: So where am I supposed to go?
Us: Sorry, not our problem. You have to go.

Later, we are walking down the only road and a motorcycle goes by. On it is a dude driving, a goat and a dude holding the goat. We stopped...looked at each other with the same WTF expression. We waited about 15minutes and the motorcycle returned to claim another goat. Only wish I had a camera.

Kinja'd!!! "user314" (user314)
09/21/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 0

Huh, Family Guy was (mostly) right

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Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/21/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 1

Hah! I’m digging the Star Trek reference with the scanner. Best picture I could find:

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