by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 09/21/2017 at 00:09

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"Wacko" (wacko--)
09/21/2017 at 00:23, STARS: 1

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
09/21/2017 at 00:25, STARS: 8

Not to ruin the joke, but I’m actually impressed how well the car held up considering it hit a reinforced concrete barrier at 70mph

"Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
09/21/2017 at 07:37, STARS: 0

I like to send stories like that to the idiots that are all HURR DURR small cars are sooooo unsafe.

"Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
09/21/2017 at 08:41, STARS: 1

Those little guys are very strong - wasn’t there an ad they did at some point that showed its structure supporting something like a F350?

EDIT: Found it - it was an Excursion.

"spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
09/21/2017 at 08:57, STARS: 1

They do a good job at making those life cells extremely strong in the smart cars, but because they’re so small, that’s all the protection you get. There’s literally no room for crumple zones.

If a person was in that smart car they’d be alive, but man they would in a lot of fucking pain as almost all of that energy would be directed straight into the cockpit.

"TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo" (drivesaswedishcarmadeinbelgium-)
09/21/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 0

I want that Excursion