Pissed Pedestrian Poops Profusely

Kinja'd!!! by "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
Published 09/20/2017 at 20:29

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/09/19/jogger-known-the-mad-pooper-keeps-pooping-sidewalk-colorado-springs/682146001/

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Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/20/2017 at 21:55, STARS: 2

So wait and catch her again. Then taser or pepper spray her. Or taser and then pepper spray her.

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
09/20/2017 at 23:36, STARS: 1

I say put down cayenne pepper and flypaper in her shitting spot.

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
09/21/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 0

I would classify them as a shitty pedestrian, not a pissed pedestrian. But that may just be my pedantry showing.

ETA: Shitty pedestrian does not lend itself to alliteration either.