What's the Best Craigslist Car Search for a S*** Show?

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Published 09/20/2017 at 16:57

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So this is nowhere close to the winner but for giggles I searched for “rolls royce” on Craigs. First few rows and thinking “this is cool, some newer ones, here’s one from 70s, a 1929...and then oh my god!” First up is a Lexus LS 460. The description says its a “poor man’s Rolls”. Lol, fair enough. Then its an old Cadillac and some Chrysler 300s with lambo doors and Rolls grilles. Like I said, bad but probably not the worst. What have you got?

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Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
09/20/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 4

“custom”

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/20/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 2

RHD

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
09/20/2017 at 17:04, STARS: 0

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3 of the first 4 are literally all Rolls Royces and the 1/4 is someone looking for a Rolls Royce.. Obamanotbad.gif

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
09/20/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 2

Jdm.

No lowballers.

>100,000

Kinja'd!!! "Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo" (akioohtori)
09/20/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 1

Almost all Craigslist searches are rage inducing unless you search title only, set a minimum price, and close the tab and go do something else.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/20/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 0

Rare:

https://missoula.craigslist.org/cto/d/rare-2001-audi-allroad-27t/6307099907.html

Kinja'd!!! "Michael Cohen" (hofmeisterkinky)
09/20/2017 at 17:27, STARS: 0

Not all of us can live in Chicago

Kinja'd!!! "promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
09/20/2017 at 17:27, STARS: 0

“salvage”, “tuner”, “vintage”, “JDM”

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/20/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 1

“bill of sale”

Kinja'd!!! "Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
09/20/2017 at 17:32, STARS: 1

divorce

project

custom

firm

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
09/20/2017 at 17:32, STARS: 0

Honda Civic.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
09/20/2017 at 17:35, STARS: 0

Shocker - this is Nashville.

Kinja'd!!! "promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
09/20/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 0

Mix that with “JDM” and it’s usually some shady Japanese import of something that’s not really worth the effort and has no hope of being legal.

Kinja'd!!! "beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard" (beardsbynelly-Rikerbeard)
09/20/2017 at 17:38, STARS: 0

I used to do a similar one with ‘one of a kind’
but the search term doesn’t seem to work well anymore. all I get are White Klugers and Outbacks

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
09/20/2017 at 17:38, STARS: 2

NYC “Rolls Royce”? No real shitshow ...

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Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
09/20/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 0

‘sporty’ can be rage inducing.

Sunfires, cruzes and a tiburon; a terrible Ford era Jag, and a couple pickup trucks.

So sporty.

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
09/20/2017 at 18:13, STARS: 0

OBO

These people know that they have a car that isn’t worth much

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
09/20/2017 at 19:38, STARS: 0

Didn’t we try this last week and just get a shitload of mail Jeeps?

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/20/2017 at 19:41, STARS: 0

i dunno

Kinja'd!!! "dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter" (dsigned001)
09/20/2017 at 19:46, STARS: 0

“mint”

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
09/20/2017 at 19:50, STARS: 0

Meh maybe it was a while back. Anyway RHD on my local CL just gives me boring crap like this:

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Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
09/20/2017 at 20:16, STARS: 2

I used to have bookmarked the CL search results of “invested”

Lots of uninteresting stuff but then there are gems like this:

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title status: missing

LOL

Kinja'd!!! "His Stigness" (HisStigness)
09/20/2017 at 21:03, STARS: 0

I think the word you’re looking for is, “shit.”

Kinja'd!!! "Michael Cohen" (hofmeisterkinky)
09/21/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 1

My God

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
09/21/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 1

“...just need something with a little more room...”

That’s the reason? Really.

To be fair on the title, I realized you don’t need a title due to its age, at least in New Hampshire. Still.

Kinja'd!!! "CodyVella" (codyvella)
09/21/2017 at 13:57, STARS: 1

Can I just say, I HATE when someone is selling a car and they’re like “Yeah, just needs a headlight bulb and taillight bulb”. So okay, why didn’t you change the bulbs so you could say it needs nothing? FFS.

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
09/21/2017 at 19:25, STARS: 0

Best Doug DeMuro point of all time: “The a/c Never Just Needs a Recharge”

And so on as you said... if it is so simple, then fix it.

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
09/21/2017 at 19:29, STARS: 2

Umm this was the first thing I saw under NH CL for bill of sale:

https://nh.craigslist.org/cto/d/1981-land-rover-109-diesel-225/6315714655.html

Yes. A diesel manual Land  Rover with a ladder rack.