Wallet Got Stolen. Done Filing Police Report.

Kinja'd!!! by "Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36)
Published 09/20/2017 at 15:51

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Along with debit/credit cards (cancelled, some desperate fuck out for money tried to use one of the cards) and my SSN card (fucking dumb, right?) So I placed a fraud alert on my credit report and now I get to call ReachNow and my work for replacement cards.

How is your day, Oppo?

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Replies (24)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/20/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 2

Woke up at 6 to catch the bus, going to work right after school, not gonna get home until 10. Is this what it’s like being an adult?

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/20/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 0

I haven’t been at the plant since 10:00 AM yesterday, so I’ve had a pretty good past 2 days.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
09/20/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 5

so you really are theBusspassBro

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/20/2017 at 16:00, STARS: 4

There are a lot of plants where I live. Some of them are even in my front yard. I have to trim the branches occasionally.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/20/2017 at 16:00, STARS: 1

Are they hiring chemical engineers?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/20/2017 at 16:01, STARS: 1

Pretty much. I’m blessed with a mile-long walk to the closest bus stop which happens to be a straight shot to my school, so that’s kind of nice.

Kinja'd!!! "DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
09/20/2017 at 16:01, STARS: 1

Work minus motivation equals browsing oppo/reddit all afternoon.

You keep your SSN card in your wallet? Any particular reason why?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/20/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 0

Only if you’ll play Mario Party with me.

Kinja'd!!! "Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
09/20/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 0

Oh man the social security card is supposed to be locked away somewhere like your birth certificate and other legal docs. Probably mostly for this reason haha. But I guess theres only so much they can do with that, hopefully the criminal ended up just throwing it away. But also, if the card was used in a store, someone should be able to find video footage and track the guy/girl down.

Anyways, day is much better than yesterday after getting 10 hours of sleep last night versus less than 4 (non consecutively) on a plane the night before. I vow to avoid red-eyes from here on out!

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/20/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 0

Will do, I’ll take a salary of 120k per year plus bonus plus use of a company AMG.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
09/20/2017 at 16:12, STARS: 0

Yup.

Kinja'd!!! "Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
09/20/2017 at 16:14, STARS: 0

Only if you choose life to be that way. If I am required to do anything after 5pm, I am getting paid ridiculous overtime money. Otherwise my life from 5pm-10pm every day, all weekends, and every other Friday, and like 11 holidays, plus ~2.5 weeks of vacation time are all mine to do whatever. Being an adult means actually making your schedule rather than being told YOU MUST DO THIS OR ELSE YOU FAIL. Sure I have to continue to show up to work, but I dont have to be up at 3AM on a Saturday studying for some damn final or working on a project due monday morning.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
09/20/2017 at 16:14, STARS: 0

Eek that sucks. Was it stolen out of your pocket or did you leave it somewhere?

Kinja'd!!! "Roadster Man" (roadsterman)
09/20/2017 at 16:17, STARS: 2

Sorry to jump on you like everyone else, but you carry your Social Security card in your wallet? Just don’t do that ever again, identity theft can take a long time to recover from.

Gotta ask: did you lose any cash?

My day is going OK though, thanks for asking. My toe hurts really bad, so I don’t think I can go for a run today after work. Like my toe hurts so much I can’t bend it. I really wanted to go for a run..

Kinja'd!!! "Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36)
09/20/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 0

Yeah, that was a mistake I shouldn’t have done. No cash, thankfully.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/20/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 0

Damn. Last time I had my wallet stolen, I dropped it in a store. I was out to my car and realized it. Like 5 min was all it took for the cash to be taken and the wallet cast aside. I was lucky the cash was the only thing taken so that I didn’t have to do what you’ve just had to do.

Kinja'd!!! "Roadster Man" (roadsterman)
09/20/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 0

Live and learn I guess. You probably caught this early enough that nothing bad happened. Good thing there was no cash, it would have REALLY sucked if you had a big wad of 20's in there.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
09/20/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 1

Do the buses have bike racks? You could become HondaBikeBusBro....

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Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/20/2017 at 16:35, STARS: 0

Never learned how to ride a bike.

Kinja'd!!! "atfsgeoff" (atfsgeoff)
09/20/2017 at 16:36, STARS: 0

Adulting sucks sometimes.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
09/20/2017 at 18:00, STARS: 1

Just buy a Honda lawnmower then you can keep your name

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/21/2017 at 00:36, STARS: 0

I have a Honda badge.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
09/21/2017 at 06:52, STARS: 0

better than yours i’m guessing.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
09/22/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 0

Same thing happened to me after a night of drinking in Baltimore. Had a transient come up and give me some dap and try to hug me, didn’t realize he was rolling me for my stuff. After cancelling my cards (same night) and getting a new license and SS card (dumb dumb dumb) I got my wallet back in the mail two weeks later, minus $2 and a condom. I’ve never been so lucky since.