"Upgrade"

Kinja'd!!! by "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
Published 09/20/2017 at 14:09

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UPDATE: just got a follow-up email with the same BS... if it wasn’t for the no-reply address I would be busy being a dick right now

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Kinja'd!!! "Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
09/20/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 1

Just like my “upgrade offer” on the Tacoma I received yesterday.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/20/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 0

I think if I’d got a call like that I’d ask them for the contact information of the customer that wanted it

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
09/20/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 3

Every time I see the word “upgrade” with any special emphasis, I pronounce it with a faux-transylvanian accent. Thanks, Farscape.

“Scorpius... he upgRAYd me, to Harvey 2.0!

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
09/20/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 2

I’m waiting for the daily lease payment offer to become the norm in Loonieland. First it was bi-weekly, now weekly, it’s the next logical step.

FWD Equinox, the point is?

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
09/20/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 1

Hmm, this has me wondering what an Equinox would be an ‘upgrade’ from (certainly NOT a Colorado). Possibilities include:

- 1974 Dodge Dart

- Prius

- taking the bus

- getting hit by a bus

That’s all I’ve got!

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/20/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

When CBSA stamps your passport

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/20/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 1

Now that’s not an obscure reference!

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
09/20/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 0

The deranged pop culture was the best part of Farscape. It was like the MST3k of itself.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/20/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 0

The point is, if you’re going to send me unsolicited “upgrade” offers, it better at least be realistic. I have a Colorado, an offer on a new Colorado seems reasonable.

Also the bit about “we can match your payments on a new model!”. That’s wonderful, my current payments are $0—maybe check your files?

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/20/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 1

In fairness, the new one is an upgrade over a few more things, but still...

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/20/2017 at 14:38, STARS: 0

Good way to put it. It’s why I watched religiously. Well, that and Claudia Black.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
09/20/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 2

You should pull up to the dealer and tell them you’ll make a deal today if they can match your payments :)

FWD model seems built for a fleet, definitely not an upgrade.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/20/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 0

If they did that with a Colorado they’d have me.

Probably. Giving up this engine is going to be really hard when the time comes.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
09/20/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 0

Fun trivia: Anthony Simcoe actually has a pretty pronounced rural Australian accent. His D’argo voice was something he’d developed, not as an accent with an aim toward use in a role, but as a way of goofing on being a Movie Trailer Guy with his friends. He tested for the role and used his Movie Trailer Guy voice for hyucks and they were sold.

-something he related in a panel a couple of Dragon Cons ago.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
09/20/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 0

Not sure why you’re blocking Leggat’s name off it... it’s not like one can’t google “1-888 9892 chevrolet buick gmc”.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/20/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 0

Shit... I figured removing a couple numbers would be good enough...

Lesson learned.

meh

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
09/20/2017 at 15:04, STARS: 1

But then we can mess with them, lol.

Besides, not like where you bought your car really give off that much info anyways. I bought mine from Brampton, I’m nowhere near it. License plates on the other hand...

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/20/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 0

That’s funny. Almost as funny as Ben Browder’s pathetic British accent (which I was okay with because everything about his character was so over the top)

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
09/20/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 0

If you think about it on another level, Ben Browder’s horrible British accent makes sense in the internal logic of the show. Since the translator microbes are translating everything anyway, no falseness of accent is coming through at all when Crichton speaks that way. Instead, because Crichton is using the talking-in-that-accent as a way of bootstrapping himself into being snotty and supercilious, *that* is the only thing that comes across to them, and it works. Sort of.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
09/20/2017 at 15:28, STARS: 1

Ah, yeah - TBH, I was thinking of the previous gen.