Checking out at the grocery store

Kinja'd!!! by "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
Published 09/19/2017 at 21:47

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Watching the checker when I hear the bagger saying something. I turn towards him and realize he’s talking to me, but I only catch the word “Thanksgiving”

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Me : “Sorry, I didn’t catch that”

Bagger : “So do you think the world will be over by Thanksgiving?”

Me : “...”

(let me just grab that tinfoil I just bought)

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Bagger : “well the President said if he launches another rocket he’s gonna rain down on him”

Me : “um... no? Also, you don’t have to bag the milk”

Bagger : “You think he’ll launch another rocket?”

*he stops putting my groceries in the bags and just stares at me*

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Me : “Probably”

*Bagger’s eyes get real big*

Bagger : “but he said it at the UN, they had a meeting about it”

Me : “You can just throw the bread in that bag”

I didn’t know how to end the conversation, so I just grabbed my bags and walked off.

Gotta love casual nuclear apocalypse talk with strangers.

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For your time.

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Replies (14)

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/19/2017 at 21:55, STARS: 6

“Why do you think I’m not stocking up on the fig newtons? Probably wouldn’t be around to finish them.”

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
09/19/2017 at 21:59, STARS: 1

Entire cart full of tinfoil, SPAM, and Twinkies

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/19/2017 at 22:02, STARS: 3

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“They’re great if you dunk ‘em.”

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/19/2017 at 22:02, STARS: 1

Saw fudge-covered ones in my store. Mmmmmmm.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/19/2017 at 22:03, STARS: 1

It’s true!

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
09/19/2017 at 22:23, STARS: 1

I can’t buy those. I eat them by the sleeve.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
09/19/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 2

That is freaking awkward.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/19/2017 at 22:43, STARS: 1

That’s why I don’t get them either.

Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
09/19/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 1

Milk cartons have handles, don’t waste another bag.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
09/19/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 1

Exactly. (although technically milk *jugs* have handles, cartons don’t)

Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
09/19/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 1

Belletts are awesome classics! One older Japanese ride I would love to have...

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Kinja'd!!! "user314" (user314)
09/20/2017 at 11:27, STARS: 1

I miss Apple Newtons......

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/20/2017 at 11:34, STARS: 1

here:

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Kinja'd!!! "user314" (user314)
09/20/2017 at 11:42, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!