Fuck solicitors, this one in particular (Seller Networks)

Kinja'd!!! by "GolfR Guy" (golfrguy)
Published 09/19/2017 at 19:44

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So, I’m still trying to sell my Mercedes, and ads are up on Craigslist and Autotrader. Get a text from a guy saying “Is your car still available, call me”. So, thinking that it’s someone who’s actually interested, I call. Guy sounds like a regular buyer from what I can tell initially, and asks a bunch of normal questions about the car. Then after 5 min of that, says, “Hey, I work for a network that could sell your car for you for only $299!!!11!!!” Good thing for Google Voice, blocked their fucking number. I hate car sales....

NSX for your time.

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Replies (7)

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
09/19/2017 at 19:52, STARS: 7

Hmm thats funny, i also can sell my car and the best part? It wont cost me a thing!

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
09/19/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 0

Lol, I got that call when I was selling my Fiero for $1200. Like I was losing money getting help selling a 1987 Fiero.... Lol what a joke.

Kinja'd!!! "19JRC99" (19jrc99)
09/19/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 0

I would’ve responded

“Hey! Go fuck yourself, and don’t call me again!”

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/19/2017 at 20:15, STARS: 1

I can’t understand who would bite on that after already done the work to list it.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
09/19/2017 at 21:39, STARS: 0

I got contacted by an outfit called usedkar.com and their racket is financing. They sell financing to people with poor credit and those people use the money to buy my — or your — car. For $99. And at $2000-3000 more than you’re asking price.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
09/19/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 0

Text me your social security number and I’ll fax you a check.

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
09/20/2017 at 09:58, STARS: 1

I hate those assholes.

“For just $299 we can list your car on 1200+ websites”.