WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT 

Kinja'd!!! by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 09/19/2017 at 11:03

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Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
09/19/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 2

drink wata bra!

Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
09/19/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 0

It says what it is on the label sooo...... read it? Maybe?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/19/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 0

I have green tea-flavored water.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/19/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 1

It’s this ONE WEIRD TRICK that’ll help you loose 21 lbs in 21 days!

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/19/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 8

IT SAYS JALAPENOS IN SMALL PRINT ON THE BACK WHO THE FUCK WOULD MIX WATERMELONS WITH JALAPENOS

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/19/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 0

Dude it has a photo of a jalapeno on the label. Just mix it with some milk and it will be fine.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
09/19/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 9

ME. ME WOULD MIX WATERMELON WITH JALEPENOS.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/19/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 0

I think we can fit a few more stereotypes into the bottle.

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
09/19/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 3

They need to call it Oddwalla.................or even Weirdwalla.

Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
09/19/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 2

Soooo, you’re drinking green tea?

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
09/19/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 0

If you’re actually drinking it, RIP HondaBro

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/19/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 1

We got some jalapeño limeade at Trader Joe’s. It was utterly horrible. But everything has to be extreme™ and edgy™ these days. So you’re going to be seeing more and more of these idiotic pairings.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/19/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 2

Remind me never to attend one of your keggers.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
09/19/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 2

Come to Scoob’s ice cream social.

Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
09/19/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 0

“Non GMO” total bs marketing

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/19/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 0

society probably wants you to give up

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
09/19/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 1

Meanwhile drinking beverages with phosphoric acid is totally normal.

Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
09/19/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 1

Cucumbers and watermelon are apparently a thing, and when you really think about it jalapenos are just spicy cucumbers anyways.

Kinja'd!!! "Hoccy" (Hoccy)
09/19/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 1

You can almost travel there

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oddevall

Or Uddevalla, if you want something bigger and Swedish.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
09/19/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 3

It says Hotter melon too sooo idk what you expected. There’s also jalapenos in the image.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/19/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 1

Literally bone hurting juice.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/19/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 0

I just thought that was some trendy name they gave it.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/19/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 0

:)

Kinja'd!!! "yitznewton" (yitznewton)
09/19/2017 at 11:27, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
09/19/2017 at 11:35, STARS: 0

how in the hell is a jalapeño supposed to quench ones thirst? I say it would have the opposite effect...

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/19/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 1

It says quencher. I like my jalapeños, but why would you gulp something with capsaicin to quench a thirst?

Kinja'd!!! "user314" (user314)
09/19/2017 at 11:48, STARS: 1

I do; Fire and Ice Salsa is amazing.

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Kinja'd!!! "Spoon II" (Spoon_II)
09/19/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 1

I like how ambiguous it is: “Flavored beverage with other natural flavors”. It could be literally anything.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
09/19/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 0

There is also a picture a a jalapeno on the front.