My Head Just Exploded A Little Bit

Kinja'd!!! by "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
Published 09/18/2017 at 17:47

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Just saw these three things in the same parking lot: A 1968-ish Plymouth Fury Suburban survivor, a Sky Redline, and the unicorn - an actual R63 AMG in the flesh. I’m assuming all of these are DD’s. So, Oppo... DD/Track/Burn?


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Kinja'd!!! "victor" (victor)
09/18/2017 at 17:51, STARS: 6

R63 for all 3. DD and Track it until it self-immolates

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
09/18/2017 at 17:53, STARS: 2

DD the R63 and make a run for it so I don’t have to go near the other two.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
09/18/2017 at 17:57, STARS: 4

DD: Fury

Track: Sky Redline

Burn: Stupid Van

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
09/18/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 1

Burn the Saturn

DD the van

Track the Fury

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
09/18/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 0

So guessing this isn’t the R63 that Doug D drove.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
09/18/2017 at 18:00, STARS: 4

DD-Plymouth

Track- Saturn

Burn- the wallet destroying time bomb.

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
09/18/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 0

Dd:r63

Track: Pontiac

Burn: sadly

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/18/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 1

I think we are reaching a consensus.

DD-Plymouth

Track- Saturn

Burn- the wallet destroying time bomb.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
09/18/2017 at 18:04, STARS: 3

DD: Fury because it boss and balls.

Track: The minivan because trackday with friends

Burn: Badge-engineered also-ran

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
09/18/2017 at 18:04, STARS: 1

DD Fury, track Sky, burn the one from the company responsible for the 25 year rule.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
09/18/2017 at 18:04, STARS: 1

Too bad the only thing that comes to mind for me now with the R63 is “head bolts”.

Kinja'd!!! "nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj)
09/18/2017 at 18:05, STARS: 1

Track the Fury. DD the AMG. Burn the Redline.

Wait... I think I’m doing this wrong.

Kinja'd!!! "19JRC99" (19jrc99)
09/18/2017 at 18:15, STARS: 1

Daily Fury

Track Saturn

Burn the AMG.

Edit: The amount of people who chose the same results as me fills me with a warm feeling.

Kinja'd!!! "Captain of the Enterprise" (justanotherdayinparadise)
09/18/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 2

Daily the merc

Track the Pontiac

Burn the Fury

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
09/18/2017 at 18:25, STARS: 1

DD the R63,

Track the Saturn Sky

Burn the old Fury... which would be shit to DD or Track.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/18/2017 at 18:26, STARS: 1

DD, track, burn in the order you presented them.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
09/18/2017 at 18:29, STARS: 1

Only correct answer here.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
09/18/2017 at 18:43, STARS: 0

I’ve never seen an R63 outside of a car show. Impressive.

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
09/18/2017 at 18:53, STARS: 1

daily road race the fury.........

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
09/18/2017 at 18:56, STARS: 0

After seeing someone autocross and Odyssey, I really want to get shuttled around a track in an R-class. Even just the diesel one.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
09/18/2017 at 18:58, STARS: 0

On one hand the MB is from an era where it deserves to be burned, but on the other I don’t know if I can because it is so rare and so nutty.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
09/18/2017 at 19:00, STARS: 0

Yeah I actually did a double take and drove back around real slow to make sure I wasn’t imagining it. I’m surprised I didn’t get stopped by security.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
09/18/2017 at 19:00, STARS: 0

No, but it seems like they are almost all silver.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
09/18/2017 at 19:02, STARS: 0

Just realized I never answered my own question:

Daily the Merc, even though it would kill the wallet.

Track the Fury for comedic effect.

Burn the parts-bin special even though there are only like 10,000 Redline’s out there and in reality with the turbo it probably makes a pretty fun and decently efficient daily.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/18/2017 at 19:04, STARS: 0

The MB is the best car on paper by a long shot. DD/Track/burn is not supposed to be logical.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
09/18/2017 at 19:34, STARS: 0

Which is why I want to track the Plymouth :)

Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
09/18/2017 at 19:54, STARS: 2

I like how everyone is deciding to burn what’s probably the most reliable thing here.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
09/18/2017 at 20:40, STARS: 1

Yeah - have noticed that. Of course the classic combo for MB is silver/red interior.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
09/18/2017 at 20:55, STARS: 0

A silver over red R107 is like perfection to me.

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Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
09/18/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 1

DD sky

track the plymouth

burn the r63, before it burns my wallet

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
09/18/2017 at 21:13, STARS: 1

You know, if I had to choose one car for the rest of my life, that might be it. But thinking me wants airbags, but ... a nice ‘79? Ooooo ....

Kinja'd!!! "TomServo (Resides on the Satellite of Love)" (mk7silkblue)
09/18/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 1

DD r63, track sky, burn the unsafe death trap.

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
09/22/2017 at 05:39, STARS: 1

Daily the Merc because it’s awesome and useful (and total maintainable right).

Track the Plymouth for sake of silly antics/preserving a classic.

Burn the Saturn, it might be good to drive but it’s still full of 00s GM materials.

Kinja'd!!! "I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker" (qaaaaa)
09/23/2017 at 19:31, STARS: 0

No no no... part the Sky. That thing makes 290 hp stock from an l4. Stick it in literally anything else.