Hoovie's officially lost it.

Kinja'd!!! by "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
Published 09/17/2017 at 15:11

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A budget Bentley? I’ll give him a month before he sells the entire hooptie fleet to get it running again.


Replies (13)

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
09/17/2017 at 15:19, STARS: 3

Is he married to an eccentric 90 year old woman who funds his purchases in exchange for clearing out the cobwebs once a month?

Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
09/17/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 10

Plot twist: He’s married to Doug.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
09/17/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 1

I saw a shiny red Lambo parked illegally in the Handicapped Parking space at the Starbucks where the parking is horrible. I barely glanced at the car beyond noticing that its owner was a dick. Stupid cars for people with too much money and or too little sense.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
09/17/2017 at 15:39, STARS: 3

For more of my thoughts on the plot twist, click the link below to check out my auto on steercom.trader/overcolumn

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
09/17/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 1

K W E R K S

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
09/17/2017 at 16:00, STARS: 1

That would make total sense.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
09/17/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 1

Yes he is... but he has to satisfy OTHER needs in addition to the cobwebs...

;-)

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
09/17/2017 at 17:03, STARS: 0

Time to bring back the guillotine :)

These early Continentals now cost as much as a new Avalon, though.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
09/17/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 0

Yes, each time you visit the shop. Which I would expect to be not infrequent.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
09/17/2017 at 20:06, STARS: 0

One Avalon to buy, and a Yaris a year to maintain.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
09/17/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 0

If this conversation continues long enough, perhaps we will mention a car that I might not mind sitting in.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
09/17/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 0

A set of tires probably costs the same as a running/driving 71 Chevy/GMC van.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
09/18/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 1

100% confirmed. (ps someone shop Doug’s wedding photos!)