Paint pens, a haiku by CB

Kinja'd!!! by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 09/17/2017 at 14:47

Tags: shitpost
STARS: 6


Kinja'd!!!

Paint pens suck so bad

Seriously, fuck paint pens

Eat my balls, paint pens


Replies (8)

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
09/17/2017 at 15:02, STARS: 4

*snaps fingers in lieu of applause while wearing a beret and pointy goatee*

Kinja'd!!! "Connqr" (connqr)
09/17/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 0

This is a poetic masterpiece

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
09/17/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 1

Simple, take a small 15ml bottle, empty contents of the touch up pen and use the tip of a cocktail stick to stipple in paint chips by building up the paint.

If your touch up pen doesn’t contain lacquer, mix 60% paint with 40% lacquer before using.

Make sure you properly clean and remove any residue before touching in.

If done right, you won’t need to wet sand back and polish up

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
09/17/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 0

I believe true art can only come from suffering.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
09/17/2017 at 15:19, STARS: 1

I’m just doing what the instructions tell me to do. I don’t need it to look pretty, I just need it to prevent the spots from rusting.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
09/17/2017 at 16:20, STARS: 0

We need more Haiku around here. It was going pretty strong for a little bit about a year ago but then it died down.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
09/17/2017 at 17:12, STARS: 1

It would be a hilarious theme day.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
09/18/2017 at 06:21, STARS: 0

you’re angry, i can sense it