Who buys this?

Kinja'd!!! by "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
Published 09/14/2017 at 19:50

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Part of an effective personal armored vehicle (i.e. not a giant armored SWAT truck) is the ability to go unnoticed. With that being said, the fuck is this ?

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If you want an armored car but still want it to have some style, buy this and you will actually have saved enough to afford the repairs.


Replies (21)

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
09/14/2017 at 19:56, STARS: 0

I’ll take it for a Zombie Apocalypse.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
09/14/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 1

Also curious who buys something like that. You should save the VIN and see where it’s registered in two months.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
09/14/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 3

It’s a penis measuring tool..

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
09/14/2017 at 20:06, STARS: 1

everyone!

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
09/14/2017 at 20:07, STARS: 3

Kinja'd!!!

Also, only 12 pics with that asking price? Also, who blurs out a license plate but posts the vin?

Kinja'd!!! "Redd, the RX-7 that could" (tacomatuesdays)
09/14/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 2

This is actually the only personal armored car that makes sense. For every politician or VIP that is actually shot at there are thousands of others that never get the chance to test the armor’s capabilities. This suburban is sure to draw enough attention the occupant, who will finally feel like he matters in the world when a hail storm of bullets bounce harmlessly off the skin of this monstrosity.

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
09/14/2017 at 20:10, STARS: 1

A brodozer would take this in a heartbeat

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
09/14/2017 at 20:17, STARS: 0

Yup.

Although I for one find a Rolls or G-Class armored car more acceptable. I guess at a certain point I object as much to the tackiness of this beast as I do to the flashiness.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
09/14/2017 at 20:18, STARS: 1

Texas

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
09/14/2017 at 20:19, STARS: 2

No way. We’d never let a 12yo in disguise as an adult run the government. A penis measuring contest against another nation might lead to nuclear disaster. Nope, the american people are too smart to elect someone who engages in dick measuring contests with others.

Ok. I don’t know where all that laughter is coming from or why it’s happening, but you can stop now.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
09/14/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 0

Are you forecasting it will end up in Texas or did you time travel to post-auction time and find this out?

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
09/14/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 1

The former.

Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
09/14/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 1

Well you can’t buy a new Hummer anymore

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Kinja'd!!! "cbell04" (cbell04)
09/14/2017 at 21:18, STARS: 2

Very strange indeed. I feel like if it weren’t Rhino lined it could be 100 times more acceptable/cooler. Regardless Capital CP

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
09/14/2017 at 21:32, STARS: 2

I’m going to spray my Subaru with bedliner

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/14/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 1

Blackwater. Or whatever they’re called now.

Mexican drug cartel.

Leader of a 3rd world country in civil war. etc.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
09/14/2017 at 21:45, STARS: 1

I’d rock it. Come at me!

Kinja'd!!! "Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
09/14/2017 at 22:07, STARS: 1

Who buys this? Storm Chasers.

Kinja'd!!! "RangerSmith" (theartistformerlyknownasrangrsmith)
09/15/2017 at 00:12, STARS: 1

In the past, I worked in the agricultural industry.

I would never want to accuse anyone of anything without serious proof. But I’ve seen some shady stuff around some of the companies that haul commodities up and down the west coast. Names on the sides of trucks always rotating between four or five names, amongst a rather large fleet. Yet everything is run out of the same shop, with the same dispatchers. Dispatchers giving you the run-around, yet all of their trucks have gps trackers. Certain drivers playing with the weights, trying to trick the scale office, so that way they have “extra room for fuel” when their tanks are already full and they only have a 400 mile round trip. Plus, body guards for their kids, in the middle of nowhere’s-ville, small town population 15,000.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/15/2017 at 02:12, STARS: 0

Yep, in middle school a kid’s dad owned a plant nursery. They had over 10 cars, 3 or 4 houses, and they would go hunting all over the world during the summer. They also had a lot of trucks for a small nursery.

I never worked for them so idk, but it was pretty sketchy.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
09/15/2017 at 08:27, STARS: 1

Rhino xV is worse.