It Wasn't Me - Shaggy (ft. Ted Cruz)

Kinja'd!!! by "PS9" (PS9)
Published 09/13/2017 at 23:55

Tags: at least he's not banging an underage staffer
STARS: 2


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Saw my hand on the mouse, though (It wasn’t me)

Saw me watching the cam show (It wasn’t me)

While sitting on a dildo (It wasn’t me)

Same shit I tried to ban, though! (It wasn’t me)

10 gigs on the hard drive (It wasn’t me)

A hotter version of my wife (It wasn’t me)

Do as I say, not as I do (It wasn’t me)

What’s cool for me is a sin for you!


Replies (2)

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/14/2017 at 00:03, STARS: 1

He’s also not sending his Anthony Wiener to other Twitter users. Good on you, Ted.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
09/14/2017 at 00:10, STARS: 1

SigOther saw him campaigning for mayor up here on the UWS - I texted back: “DON’T SHAKE HIS HAND!”