by "TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
Published 09/13/2017 at 16:09
by "TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
Published 09/13/2017 at 16:09
Tags: shitpost
STARS: 8
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/13/2017 at 16:12, STARS: 6
Will British evil ever end?
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
09/13/2017 at 16:13, STARS: 1
*screams internally*
"CB" (jrcb)
09/13/2017 at 16:14, STARS: 1
You must buy it and try it. Give us an Oppo review.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/13/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 1
Unfortunately not. They let an elderly woman declare wars for no reason.
"lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
09/13/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 4
“Earl Grey, canned”
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
09/13/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 1
That’s disgusting.
"Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
09/13/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 1
I’m concerned about how it gets hot. I can only assume it involves yellow cake uranium or purified sodium.
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
09/13/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 1
No need to try it for Oppo review. Is disgusting.
"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
09/13/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 6
"Ike" (untitledcarshow)
09/13/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 1
I want to try it right out of the can
"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
09/13/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 1
I don’t drink coffee, I’m a tea person. My body reacts strongly to caffeine, tea is my coffee, coffee is my red bull, red bull is my coke/speed. Over the years I’ve gone through different phases, from loose to bags back to loose, from Ouloong green to Earl Grey or even Madame Grey to plain Frisian black. This is just.... The fact that it’s some sort of syrup doesn’t even repel me that much. At the end of the day, it’s not that far from that capsule coffee shit, my co-workers are so addicted to. BUT THERE IS A FUCKING SPRAY NOZZLE!!!! WHY???
Mary Shelley’s “Frankenstein” should be mandatory reading for people working on consumer products these days.
BTW, I have similar feelings for fingerprint or face scanners on phones. Yeah sure, that shit wil stay on your phone forever and will not get linked to your profile for “safety reasons”.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
09/13/2017 at 16:33, STARS: 1
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"cmill189 - sans Volvo" (cmill189)
09/13/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 0
That’s amazing.
"Svend" (svend)
09/13/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 3
You guys and gals aren’t all innocent.
You lot came up with
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"user314" (user314)
09/13/2017 at 16:35, STARS: 0
From what I can tell, you still have to boil water the old fashioned way, the cans only contain the tea concentrate.
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
09/13/2017 at 16:37, STARS: 0
I’d say that this is worse than capsule coffee, at least that’s still real ground beans. This shit is just a god damn abomination....
"Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
09/13/2017 at 16:42, STARS: 3
False advertising! I demand a dangerous exothermic reaction in a can!
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/13/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 0
Fish should be fermented, not breaded
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
09/13/2017 at 16:47, STARS: 0
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
09/13/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 2
"EngineerWithTools" (engineerwithtools)
09/13/2017 at 16:51, STARS: 1
... in lye.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
09/13/2017 at 16:52, STARS: 0
Is it not just concentrated tea?
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
09/13/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 2
I’m coming out with a spray on mustard. I call it “mustard gas”
"user314" (user314)
09/13/2017 at 17:04, STARS: 1
To be fair, the Candwich is basically a hotdog roll along with two pouches of peanut butter and jelly and a knife.
It’s not even a new idea; a Japanese chef has been marketing Pan Desuyo! (“It’s Bread!”), which is a loaf of bread in a can, for years.
I’ll totally own up to Easy Cheese though.
"user314" (user314)
09/13/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 1
I maintain that surströmming is against the Geneva Convention.
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
09/13/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 0
Negative, it’s a syrup of some sort with artificial flavours.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/13/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 1
I wouldn’t trust any meeting in Switzerland.
"Svend" (svend)
09/13/2017 at 17:09, STARS: 0
I don’t believe you.
When Sandi Toksvig called a random Swede from the set of Qi they asked about it.
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"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/13/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 0
Yes, stay distracted and don’t watch the east coast for longboats...
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
09/13/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 1
The only acceptable tea product in a can is Monster.
"Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
09/13/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 0
"Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
09/13/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 0
I’ve tried surströmming. It’s an
interesting
experience but not one I care to repeat..
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
09/13/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 0
How do you know that God didn’t will this and we are actually moving closer to God?
You think God needs teabags to make tea???
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
09/13/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 0
What’s you’re coke/speed?
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
09/13/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 1
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
09/13/2017 at 18:12, STARS: 0
The fuck is a canned sandwich?! I have never heard of this
"Svend" (svend)
09/13/2017 at 18:49, STARS: 0
They’ve been out a while, it’s essentially a long life bread roll in a plastic wrapped, one, two or three sachets containing anything from jam, jelly, peanut butter, chicken paste, etc... that you the squirt into the roll. It’s all contained in a little can with a ring pull end to open.
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
09/13/2017 at 19:03, STARS: 0
That is a lot more boring than I thought it was
"Svend" (svend)
09/13/2017 at 19:13, STARS: 0
It looks disgusting. The peanut butter jelly looks like a bun with diarrhoea. Yuck.
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
09/13/2017 at 19:15, STARS: 0
Like PB&J in general or these specific PB&J?
"Svend" (svend)
09/13/2017 at 19:20, STARS: 0
More these specific ones. All the products are in paste form in oversize ketchup sachets, that you rip the corner off and then squeeze into the bun.
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
09/13/2017 at 19:23, STARS: 0
That sounds positively awful!
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
09/13/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 1
Oh no no no no no no no.
If this is anything like that weird squirty Tea of a Kind stuff, it’s awful. It’s like gargling pure grossness instead of tea.
Get off my lawn plz.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
09/14/2017 at 06:57, STARS: 0
ew.
give me my tea in bags please.
"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
09/14/2017 at 10:21, STARS: 0
second line: “red bull is my coke/speed”
"Tapas" (tapas)
10/13/2017 at 11:35, STARS: 0
Canny tea?
More like can’t tea.
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
10/13/2017 at 14:00, STARS: 0
Technically if said by a Scotsman, they mean the same thing
"Tapas" (tapas)
10/14/2017 at 03:54, STARS: 0
I was gonna say that thing you’re pointing to, but I was told off by a mod for using the c word :(