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Kinja'd!!! by "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
Published 09/11/2017 at 21:42

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Why do I have to be so poor?

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I bet it would be more reliable than my mini, and I can mad max it later.

Link in case of kinja:

https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/d/buick-hearse/6261788308.html

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$3500


Replies (20)

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
09/11/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 0

Wait, how is that a 1999?

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
09/11/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 1

If I wasn’t broke I would have so many cars right now.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
09/11/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 3

But on the flip side I’m current broke because cars... so...

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
09/11/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 1

It isn’t. My wikipeda skills tell me it can’t be older than ’96

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
09/11/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 0

Funny how that works, isn’t it?

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
09/11/2017 at 21:58, STARS: 1

I seem to recall you mentioning grad school, that’s usually a cause of poorness.

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
09/11/2017 at 22:08, STARS: 1

Well, it could be that the chassis was delivered as an incomplete vehicle, and the coachbuilding wasn’t complete until model year 1999.

But, yeah, the plant was converted to SUVs after MY1996...

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
09/11/2017 at 22:13, STARS: 0

It’s my primary cause anyhow. working 2 days a week doesn’t help neither.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/11/2017 at 22:26, STARS: 1

Well the 9 is right above the 6, so it’s probably a typo.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/11/2017 at 22:29, STARS: 1

Oh man. We could paint this in Oppo livery and carry it in our new-to-us C-5A.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
09/11/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 1

I want to mad max this thing and take it to the wasteland festival. An oppo shared a good video on how to make fake machine guns, now I just gotta find where to get a turret ring for a humvee or somesuch.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
09/11/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 0

It’s like the universe is out to get me. Seriously. Why the hell is it impossible to spend all my money on cars and then have some left over for more cars?

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
09/11/2017 at 23:33, STARS: 0

It’s a conspiracy man!

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/11/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 1

I approve of this plan. Although in my mind’s eye, I’m seeing circus cannons instead of machine guns hurling puffalumps instead of bullets.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
09/11/2017 at 23:54, STARS: 1

Circus hearse. Pretty sure it’s never been done before. You are probably just excited for IT right?

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Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/11/2017 at 23:57, STARS: 0

Go ahead, I dare you.

I’m kind of ambivalent, tbh. On the one hand, it probably could be done better than the last one, especially the second half. On the other, it’s hard to see how anybody could follow Tim Curry.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
09/11/2017 at 23:59, STARS: 1

Tim Curry is my man crush. I have not seen the original however.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/12/2017 at 00:01, STARS: 0

It’s worth watching. Probably on Netflix or something. Then, for good measure, binge watch his entire catalog. Good for a long weekend.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
09/12/2017 at 19:59, STARS: 0

I bet it’s those Koreans. First they chased Lada out of the market, now they’re trying to prevent me from acquiring all the Ladas that are somehow still kicking around 20 years later.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
09/12/2017 at 23:59, STARS: 0

That’s gotta be it!