by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 09/11/2017 at 00:10
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I just drank all of this. And I feel nothing. Turns out you can be labeled as malt liquor with only 5% ABV WHAT IS THIS? PURITANICAL NEW ENGLAND!!!???
Penny for scale. Not really it was just there.
Edit: After smoking a cigarette I feel a little bit of a buzz, but that’s still disappointing.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
09/11/2017 at 00:13, STARS: 0
For some reason, I love 40s.
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
09/11/2017 at 00:18, STARS: 0
drink 2 in 30 min and then get back with me.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/11/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 2
Ewww. Drinking 80 oz of anything is gross. I’m gonna get some tequila or vodka tomorrow.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/11/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 0
If it was 8-10% ABV I’d love it. But for 40z I wanna be drunk when I finish it.
"ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
09/11/2017 at 00:22, STARS: 1
Yeah, and I’ll bet you can’t get Champale either. Thanks for nothing, Pabst.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
09/11/2017 at 00:22, STARS: 1
I’m currently almost through beer #5 of a 8% 6-pack. I’m feeling alright.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/11/2017 at 00:27, STARS: 0
Tis the way to do it. Recently I’ve been drinking 6 packs of 16oz Lone Stars. Idk what the ABV is, but it’s acceptable for the volume.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/11/2017 at 00:32, STARS: 0
I didn’t realize the upside down empty dip can till now. How white trash lol.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
09/11/2017 at 00:33, STARS: 1
I remember I was at Walmart with a work buddy, and we needed some more beer. He was about to put a case of normal Lone Star Light in his cart. I say “you’re not going to get the camo cans?” He looks at me and says “that might be the smartest thing you’ve ever said.”
"AM3R, lost another burner" (am3r17)
09/11/2017 at 00:36, STARS: 0
I drank a stupid amount of alcohol last night and died. This morning was terrible. I’m gonna take a few weeks with no alcohol lol.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
09/11/2017 at 00:40, STARS: 1
So you’re telling me your malt liquor has the same abv% as the cider I’m about to drink? That just feels wrong.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/11/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 1
These aren’t really camo, but they have the correct color scheme.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/11/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 0
Ikr? I’m not buying any malt liquor except steel reserve from now on.