WEEEEEAK!!!

Kinja'd!!! by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 09/11/2017 at 00:10

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I just drank all of this. And I feel nothing. Turns out you can be labeled as malt liquor with only 5% ABV WHAT IS THIS? PURITANICAL NEW ENGLAND!!!???

Kinja'd!!!

Penny for scale. Not really it was just there.

Edit: After smoking a cigarette I feel a little bit of a buzz, but that’s still disappointing.


Replies (13)

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/11/2017 at 00:13, STARS: 0

For some reason, I love 40s.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
09/11/2017 at 00:18, STARS: 0

drink 2 in 30 min and then get back with me.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/11/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 2

Ewww. Drinking 80 oz of anything is gross. I’m gonna get some tequila or vodka tomorrow.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/11/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 0

If it was 8-10% ABV I’d love it. But for 40z I wanna be drunk when I finish it.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
09/11/2017 at 00:22, STARS: 1

Yeah, and I’ll bet you can’t get Champale either. Thanks for nothing, Pabst.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/11/2017 at 00:22, STARS: 1

I’m currently almost through beer #5 of a 8% 6-pack. I’m feeling alright.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/11/2017 at 00:27, STARS: 0

Tis the way to do it. Recently I’ve been drinking 6 packs of 16oz Lone Stars. Idk what the ABV is, but it’s acceptable for the volume.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/11/2017 at 00:32, STARS: 0

I didn’t realize the upside down empty dip can till now. How white trash lol.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/11/2017 at 00:33, STARS: 1

I remember I was at Walmart with a work buddy, and we needed some more beer. He was about to put a case of normal Lone Star Light in his cart. I say “you’re not going to get the camo cans?” He looks at me and says “that might be the smartest thing you’ve ever said.”

Kinja'd!!! "AM3R, lost another burner" (am3r17)
09/11/2017 at 00:36, STARS: 0

I drank a stupid amount of alcohol last night and died. This morning was terrible. I’m gonna take a few weeks with no alcohol lol.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
09/11/2017 at 00:40, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

So you’re telling me your malt liquor has the same abv% as the cider I’m about to drink? That just feels wrong.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/11/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 1

These aren’t really camo, but they have the correct color scheme.

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Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/11/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 0

Ikr? I’m not buying any malt liquor except steel reserve from now on.