by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 09/10/2017 at 15:46
by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 09/10/2017 at 15:46
Tags: The plight of the fully clothed
STARS: 7
I’m a t-shirt, jeans, hoodie kind of guy. Currently feeling like a bad stereotype of a woman in a movie dressing up for a night on the town.
Put on my slacks and dress shirt. Looks ridiculous tuck that shirt in. Okay, had now it’s awful without a tie. Put on the tie. I look like I’m going to fucking funeral.
Okay, how about a nice button up instead. Oh look at all these flannels I haven’t worn since college. I’m a walking checkerboard. Oh, this blue one looks okay. Nope, looks like a belong in a Urban Outfitter’s catalog from 2009.
How about the shoes? Wow, I’m not going skateboarding. Adidas, too much white. Why did I buy these? Hmm, these vans are dirty... Oh my wingtips I haven’t worn since my wedding? Painful to drive in, walk in, and kind of overkill.
So here I am in some Levi pants, Vans, t-shity, and a nice but casual jacket. At least I’ll be comfortable.
"Matsayz" (matsayz)
09/10/2017 at 15:49, STARS: 0
So you’re goin for it?!
"diplodicus forgot his password" (diplodicusforgothispassword)
09/10/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 1
That e30 owner hasn’t discovered you can lock the center caps in place by rotating the logo.
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
09/10/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 0
Vans, Levis and a clean T shirt are always a good look. If you want to dress it up just hit up a Nordstroms Rack or a Buffalo Exchange amd grab a Ben Sherman or Penguin shirt for $20.
Grab a $15 pair of cheap slacks from H&M if you really want to look fancy.
"fintail" (fintail)
09/10/2017 at 16:03, STARS: 2
I’m often glad I have x amount of problems, but lacking one.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
09/10/2017 at 16:30, STARS: 0
On the fence. Many things I like, many things I don’t. Also 30 people showed up in the first 30 minutes.
"SpeedSix" (speedsix)
09/10/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 0
I almost exclusively wear all-black running shoes, since they’re fully adequate for most things.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
09/10/2017 at 23:15, STARS: 0
It’s an open house ... I am confused ... as long as you’re wearing clothes, you’re good to go.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
09/11/2017 at 07:26, STARS: 0
i always wear flannel, winter, summer, all year round,
"ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper" (thedlo)
09/11/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 0
Its annoying but it can count...