by "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
Published 09/08/2017 at 11:13
by "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
Published 09/08/2017 at 11:13
Tags: Work
; caffeinated
STARS: 4
Douchiest drink.
bought one anyway. Skipped breakfast and forgot my coffee at home.
Work selfie bonus: 10 leather boxes (8x 18"x24"x10"and 2x 18"x24"x16") in a 2012 Nissan Versa hatch.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
09/08/2017 at 11:17, STARS: 0
For a little bit, they sold a Monster Java Toffee. OH MAWWW GAWWWD
"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
09/08/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 1
honestly the strawberry flavored monster milk isnt half bad. i love the monster java irish creame though
"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
09/08/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 0
I generally avoid energy drinks - the only vitamins I take are 1000 IU daily of vitamin D and a B complex - and I already pee a neon yellow. But that does sound good. If I get a Monster it’s typically a Moca Loca. Because all the rest are gross.
"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
09/08/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 0
I’ve never had anything besides regular Monster, and that’s only good when mixed with jager
"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
09/08/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 0
Are we counting alcoholic drinks? Because I bet there are better competitors.
Like PBR, which is fine (it’s not), but “enjoyed” ironically by so many hipsters, I would bet that it is the douchiest.
"2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered" (2fast2furiousfc3s)
09/08/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 0
Wait do they have a chocolate variant? Fuuuuuckkkk I want one now!
"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
09/08/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 2
For dirt-cheap beer, High Life is far superior. Personally, I’d rather have something the color of coffee and really malty, or something cloudy with a citrusy, lightly hopped finish.
"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
09/08/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 0
FWIW, Monster Milk is a Cytosport sports nutrition drink. Has Creatine Monohydrate in it. It’s not a Monster Energy product like Muscle Monster.
"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
09/08/2017 at 11:33, STARS: 1
I like sour’s personally. But really depends on the time of year!
What would you say is the douchiest drink if booze is included?
"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
09/08/2017 at 11:37, STARS: 0
Jagerbomb without a doubt. But it’s been a long time since I’ve been to a bar and wasn’t there just for live music. It’s been a long time since I’ve barbacked too.
That, and any overly-complex shooter. Shooters should have 3 ingredients, max.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
09/08/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 1
I was all excited to mock whatever ridiculous amount of calories there might be in this stuff but actually it’s about the same as a protein bar.
"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
09/08/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 1
17g of sugar is about the only thing. Since I switched to protein shakes most mornings (8 oz of FairLife skim/ 1 scoop of Designer Whey Double Chocolate - total about 200 kCal, 33g protein, and I stay full most of the morning) and my wife and I are working out more often than before, I’ve dropped 30 lbs since the beginning of May. But when you start at 340 lbs it’s easier to lose. I’ve also noticed my fat is migrating. It’s more subcutaneous than corporeal. My core is much more solid and covered in flab than the belly that seemed firm.
"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
09/08/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 0
semantics
"nermal" (nermal)
09/08/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 0
What would Bro Dad think of it?
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"yamahog" (yamahog)
09/08/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0
Look up Maine Roast Protein Coffee powder, I make a shake with that plus a flavored protein powder for about 45p/4c/3f. The coffee powder itself is 110 cal and 150mg caffeine per serving.
"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
09/08/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 0
I French-press my coffee and put Fairlife/stevia in it. I love hot coffee. I also learned that Designer Whey is a suspension, and not a solution. Big ol’ globs of hot protein in the bottom of my coffee cup yesterday.
"yamahog" (yamahog)
09/08/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 0
Yeaaaaa definitely not a fun time trying to have hot coffee w protein.
"RutRut" (RDR)
09/08/2017 at 12:52, STARS: 0
Big fan of the Ultra Zero on the way to the gym in the morning.
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
09/08/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 1
Natty Ice 24 oz