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Kinja'd!!! by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 09/08/2017 at 01:31

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I’m gonna shitpost one more time tonight.

Kinja'd!!!

Sitrep on Operation Kitcheni Freedom:

All week there were reports of noisey rustly activity coming from the kitchen. From the approximate area behind the fridge. At first these reports were dismissed at neighborly activity by friendly units in the nearby area until 07Sep2017 approx 0725 Lima time when a sighting of a small black mouse in the bathroom, witch then scurried all the way to the kitchen diving behind the fridge. Further reconnoiter provided intel that a significant portion of a loaf of bread was missing. Investigations concluded that the enemy wasn’t able to access any food in the cabinets, only the loaf of bread left on the counter.

0927 L 07SEP2017:

Went to the armory (Walmart) and acquisitioned multiple area denial weapons. Including non-toxic glue traps and old skool mouse traps. They were placed around the CFZ.

As of 0027 L there have been 3 confirmed kills. All targets were restrained by the traps and summarily executed with a 19mm crescent wrench. Later today specialized CBRN and Engineering units will provide support in the continuation of OKF.

Also. I’m just doing my part to fight dictatorships. Because mice and rodents -> diseases.

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Replies (9)

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
09/08/2017 at 01:42, STARS: 0

I’d have bought a snake...

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/08/2017 at 01:45, STARS: 0

Nope! But I’m going to have a long talk with the neighbors’ semi-outdoor cats.

Kinja'd!!! "Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
09/08/2017 at 03:41, STARS: 0

Wow, 3 of them!

Kinja'd!!! "ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback" (armadaexpress)
09/08/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 1

Post was worth it even just for the video. Interesting things to learn.

Kinja'd!!! "ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback" (armadaexpress)
09/08/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 1

Also subscribed to the presenter’s channel. Even if he ends up being a nutcase, he certainly has a very well thought out perspective that will be worth understanding.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/08/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 0

Theirs lots of channels that do that of him. He has his own (Just “JordonBPeterson”) He normally posts like 2-3 hour lectures, but he’s doing shorter clips himself now.

He was also a the Joe Rogan podcast a while ago which was amazing (actually twice, he was on again just recently.)

Kinja'd!!! "ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback" (armadaexpress)
09/12/2017 at 09:44, STARS: 0

Yeah I had subscribed to the actual author’s page. Interesting stuff.

Kinja'd!!! "ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback" (armadaexpress)
09/12/2017 at 09:44, STARS: 0

Yeah I had subscribed to the actual author’s page. Interesting stuff.

Kinja'd!!! "Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib)
09/30/2017 at 05:53, STARS: 0

FYI - the UN has banned the use of crescent wrenches larger than 13mm. I guess you were unaware of this? (I’m up to 13 meeses myself)