by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 09/07/2017 at 20:57
by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 09/07/2017 at 20:57
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If all the major auto parts stores (Autozone, O’Reilly, Napa, Advance, etc.) started building their own cars, what would they be like?
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"CRider" (crider)
09/07/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 17
The generic is every bit as good as the name brand, we promise. Only difference is price!
"Tristan" (casselts)
09/07/2017 at 21:06, STARS: 1
/thread.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
09/07/2017 at 21:09, STARS: 5
AutoZone’s cars would have a limited “lifetime” guarantee, which would be good until the next time they updated their computer systems. And if you saved your paperwork, it would fade before you had the chance to cash in.
"I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
09/07/2017 at 21:11, STARS: 1
Autozone’s would look like a knock off CTR, but only make 90hp and be unreliable af.
O’reilly’s would look like a Chevy Cavalier sedan. And have the same performance and reliability of one.
NAPA’ s would basically be a reproduction 90s Impala.
Idk about Advance.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/07/2017 at 21:13, STARS: 1
Customer: “I’d just like the cheapest one you have”
Me: *sigh* “We have a Microgard filter”
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
09/07/2017 at 21:14, STARS: 3
Reply unrelated.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/07/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 1
"Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition" (realasabass)
09/07/2017 at 21:20, STARS: 2
Some already do.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
09/07/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 1
"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
09/07/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 0
why am i on that man’s finger what is happening
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/07/2017 at 21:39, STARS: 0
ur a roo tho
"2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered" (2fast2furiousfc3s)
09/07/2017 at 21:39, STARS: 1
Pls no
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/07/2017 at 21:39, STARS: 2
When you turn on your computer, and you go to Google Images, what in the name of fuck are you putting in?
"ToyotaFamily" (robbav35)
09/07/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 0
For starters, they’d all have useless chrome fender vents.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
09/07/2017 at 22:01, STARS: 0
Kinetic Grand Championship
I am one of the engineering judges. Those buggies have to make two water crossings, travel on the road and miles of beach, including a very steep downhill dune. Three days and two nights and you have to sleep with your sculpture one of the nights.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/07/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 0
Ah, the Kinetic Challenge. One year in College a group of us were asked to build something for the local Elementary school’s team. We cut and welded four bikes together and added two inflatable boats for buoyancy. We actually drove that thing around campus a couple of times. Other than the ass pains, it was fun.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
09/07/2017 at 22:18, STARS: 1
KGC = Ass Pains and sand in diverse places, none of them comfortable.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
09/07/2017 at 23:17, STARS: 1
It would look like The Homer, except made entirely from Chinese, Mexican, and Brazilian parts.
"ThePlasticOne - no diggities expressed nor implied." (theplasticone)
09/07/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 4
What, nobody?
I’d have shopped these onto a Land Wind but it’s bedtime.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/07/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 1
Good lord.
"BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre" (bigblock472)
09/07/2017 at 23:42, STARS: 1
Easy. They’d build a Dodge Dart.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
09/08/2017 at 00:41, STARS: 0
It looks like a JC Whitney catalog exploded.
Also: This would be the JC Whitney car.
"AdverseMartyr" (ewilliamson)
09/08/2017 at 05:59, STARS: 0
Every single one of them would be missing an essential piece of the engine, but don’t worry it will be arriving from the warehouse in two hours. They already sent a driver out. It was supposed to have been there first thing this morning, but someone had put the wrong part in the correct number box.